Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[Nelowulf]

((eviloverlord.com!))

To find a way to beat Nelowulf in SW battlefront.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

To finally get laid.  

[Nospai Deathous]

to dress all of the imperial officer's "aides" in sexy schoolgirl outfits  

[Nelowulf]

To reinact the copy machince scene from "secretary"  

[Missing00]

To make any and all female staff members wear tiny mini skirts.  

[NickCpointless]

To sue mom for stealing the imperial logo  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

To turn Palps into a Pimp.  

[~Dhali.Llama~]

And after which re-make and mass-produce the Star Wars Rap. 3nodding

 

[Nelowulf]

cont.

again.  

[Nospai Deathous]

to eliminate all copies of the rebel propoganda song, Starfighters in the Sky  

[Darkened Angel]

To find out what the console command is to turn on God Mode so they can get past level 2 without dying every time they try to fight the boss because they're too stupid to realize you're supposed to get him from behind.  

[Missing00]

To contact nintendo tech support to try and beat the boss.  

[Sol Walker]

To figure out why Cale dyed his hair blye and got red contact lenses.  

[Nelowulf]

to join the Galactic Empire: The Official Star Wars Guild  

[Sol Walker]

to hire a new fasion desginer for the stormies.