The Kaiba Seto Wishing Agency

[Type Forty TARDIS]

Granted, but now you can't get the channel.

I wish I had some coffee... I really need some...  

[Fyerluna]

Granted, but is was made by Seto who doesn't know how to make coffee and it tastes terrible.
I wish I could move into university and get it overwith.  

[Arashi Cloud]

Granted, but now there's another type of school called Blodge and you have to attend three years of it and it's even more expensive than Universities.

I wish that these computers had messenger.  

[Narika-chan]

Granted, but it won't open correctly.

I wish that my cold would go away.  

[Arashi Cloud]

Granted, but now you have chicken pox again.

I wish that time didn't go so fast.  

[Fyerluna]

Granted, but now it is continually slowing down until it stands still and destroys the universe. I wish that my job review goes well.  

[Arashi Cloud]

It goes great but your first day on a new job goes absolutely horrible.

Man, I wish that summer didn't end so soon. (The weather, I mean, summerlike weather.)  

[Fyerluna]

Granted, but it is because of global warming and now the ice caps have melted. I wish I could find a better Seto bunny suit for my avatar.  

[Arashi Cloud]

Granted, but now it reminds you more of Yami Bakura.

I wish I had a Chinchilla. (Cute furry creatures are the death of me.)  

[Fyerluna]

Grargh! Seto! No wish!

Seto: *gasp* Consider the first post edited. How many times is that?

More than once. I wish Seto would hurry up and edit that post.  

[Arashi Cloud]

stare What is seto doing over here? Hey! What are you doing to my last post?!  

[Fyerluna]

Seto: *scribbling with a sharpie* Nothing! Nothing whatever.

I had him edit the first post. An example to all.  

[Type Forty TARDIS]

Hmm... so... who's up for wish-granting? *looks around* I think it was Arashi...

Granted, but it's an evil furry creature of DOOM that will really be the death of you.

I wish... I wish... hmm. What do I wish? *ponders* Ooh! I wish Seto could come over to my school and threaten my biased, sexist, a*****e of a Health teacher so that he'd stop being the afore-mentioned things and start teaching us stuff. *has had to put up with him for two years now*

Seto's just got that glare of DOOM and Death down, dont'cha think? Perfect for Komara... *evil laughter*  

[Fyerluna]

Seto: Granted, but now he has turned into Pegasus. I wish Luna would shut up about pocky around my brother. He's not supposed to eat junk food and now he won't leave me alone.  

[Even Angels Cry.....]

Granted, but now Luna talks about another thing thats even more annoying than the first.

I wish I don't have to go to tutoring tomorrow.