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[Midnightflame125]

We got a long road ahead.  

[lolo the daydreamer]

i can make it in one day, just give me some bennies and a lot of coffee.  

[Miss Gaytastic]

haha. I thought I would be mean twisted  

[lolo the daydreamer]

so one day there was a man and he went into the bakery
and a loaf of bread poped out
he yelled "im a loaf of bread, im a loaf of bread, im a loaf of bread"
the man replied "okay..."
again the loaf of bread said "im a loaf of bread, im a loaf of bread, im a loaf of bread"

so then he ate the bread...

the end.  

[Miss Gaytastic]

neutral  

[lady_shale]

Two muffins are in an oven.
One muffin looks at the other and says, "It's kinda hot in here, don't you think?"
The second jumps up, screams, "A talking muffin? AAAAAHHH!", and runs away.  

[Miss Gaytastic]

confused  

[lady_shale]

Yea, it's pathetic...
It's mostly the presentation that makes it at all humerus.  

[Miss Gaytastic]

whee  

[lady_shale]

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?"

Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor."

"That's wonderful. How about you, Amie?"

Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman."

"Thank you, Amie," said the teacher. "What about your father, Billy?"

Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy murders people, steals from them, and drinks."

The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography. Later that day she went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and asked if there might be some logical explanation.

Billy's father said, "I'm actually an attorney. But how can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?"  

[Miss Gaytastic]

hehe  

[lady_shale]

Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him."

So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?" "Intelligence," the boss said. "What do you mean, �intelligence'?"

The boss said, "Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can." The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, "That's intelligence!"

The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, "What did he say?" "He said we are down here because of intelligence." "What's intelligence?" said the friend. The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, "Take your shovel and hit my hand."  

[lolo the daydreamer]

Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Try 'cid and get ******** up worse that my life is? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my a**
Faster than a fat b***h who sat down too fast
C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
I don't give a ********, God sent me to piss the world off!  

[Miss Gaytastic]

neutral  

[lady_shale]

....right.