Mos Eisley Cantina

[NickCpointless]

yes but theres no other bar that has the range of wierdos than the cantina rofl  

[Nospai Deathous]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexactly. = )  

[NickCpointless]

b*****d Terrosists and there retarded views on life ive had enougth of this s**t im sending my storm commandos to deal with them once and for all. evil  

[Nospai Deathous]

naw, that's what Rainbow 6 is for!  

[Capn Deep Blusi]

Nospai Deathous

naw, that's what Rainbow 6 is for!

*rimshot*  

[Darkened Angel]

WHERE'S MY GARGLE BLASTER!?

Oh right... I didn't order one.

BARTENDER! GET ME A... ... Hmm... ... ... DIET SODA!  

[Nospai Deathous]

*beats the bartender to it and slides her a diet soda*
ninja  

[Darkened Angel]

Get funky with Picard:

http://picard.ytmnd.com/  

[Sol Walker]

Blasphemy! Picard has no place in the grand admiral's guild!
(splashes her with holy water) Begone foul beast! the power of Thrawn compels you!  

[Darkened Angel]

BEHOLD THE TRUE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE!

MUAHAHA!!!!! twisted twisted twisted  

[NickCpointless]

um could i be the only star wars and star trek fan in this guild. but anyway if im not the entire song is here http://tborgax.homepage.dk/audio.html  

[Nospai Deathous]

you know, a simple troop ship from an SD could take out the enterprise? a single troop ship.


pathetic.  

[Darkened Angel]

Laser or phazer?

Photon or proton?

An SD named Dimples or an Assault Frigate named Creampuff?  

[Nospai Deathous]

turbolasers and laser cannons from star wars aren't true lasers.

they're 'blasters,' really. they combine gas and solid fuel, and, using the same type of excitement procedure as lasers, create an energy beam, plasma really, that can reduce all kinds of metal to molten rubble. the term 'laser' is probably leftover from the actual 'lasers' they'd use, which worked like traditional lasers. just like the term 'pistol' remains from the era of flintlock pistols, and 'cannon' remains from the era of close-range naval warfare. yet, 'pistols' no longer work the way they did then, nor do 'cannons.'


yet, the names remain.

^_^  

[Darkened Angel]

After talking with a friend who happens to be somewhat of a Trekkie, I found out something interesting.

Tech-wise, Star Trek would win against an all-out war with Star Wars.

Most their ships are bigger and more durable, closer to a cruiser, making them superior to SW fighters. Also, their ships are immune to laser fire thanks to a navigational deflector thingy. As well, breaching them would be almost impossible since they have force field systems virtually everywhere, especially in hallways, so that in case of a hull breach, the intruders will be stuck in a small area. Their weapons are phasers, which are superior to the laser tech that is SW blasters and whatnot, and most ships have replicators of some kind that can spawn the most dangerous weapons for in-ship defense on command. Outside, any fighter would be toast against a photon torpedo, which is basically an anti-matter missle. Cruiser to cruiser, let's have examples: Picard's Enterprise could easily take out an SD, possibly even split it half right down the middle. Speed-wise, Star Trek ships are slower in hyperspace, but their impulse engines make them capable of much faster movements than other cruisers.

Whether this is actually true or not, I dunno. This is what that friend of mine says, so meh...

Eh, what the Hell...

* replicates an atomic deconstructor cannon *

* deconstructs everything in sight *

MUAHAHA! twisted