Thing you would never hear them say...(.Hack word game.)

[Thefallacy_of_BlueInnis]

Me: Innis is my favorite phase

*atoli comes into existance*

me: goodbye cruel world!!! (overdoses on sleeping pills, yet again T _ T)  

[BreathLessX]

Atoli: IMMA GONNA GO AND GET AIDA RAEP!!

This was seriously on my mind earlier.  

[The Slate Scholar]

Atoli: Haseo...I have something to tell you.
Haseo: What is it now, Atoli?
Atoli: I'm pregnant. It's...Bo's.
Haseo: What a coincidence! SO AM I!
Atoli: eek
M. Night Shyamalan: WHAT A TWIST!  

[EM0 Shino]

Atoli: -spots a Chim Chim- CHIM CHIM~! -runs after it-
Haseo: I thought you were a pacifist.... -watching Atoli-
Atoli: -evil laughter- COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE MIDGET!!! -continues to chase after it- BWAHAHAHAHA!! I JUST WANNA KILL... ER... KICK YOU!!! -kicks the Chim Chim and dances- Oh yeah oh yeah. Who's your daddy now, b***h! -evil giggle-
Haseo: -takes a step back- o.o"  

[Puppetry]

EW.

That just reminded me of Blood Plus the other night emo Poor Riku.

 

[BreathLessX]

Shino: I want to steal your soul~~!
Haseo: NEWS FLASH! I have no soul!
Shino: Ah! Then you're Ovan?!
Haseo: HELL NO!  

[EM0 Shino]

Ovan: Haseo, I want you to...
Haseo: To what?
Ovan: I want you to get me a vanilla flavored coffee at Starbucks.
Haseo: What?!
Ovan: Also put more cream and add up-side-down caramel syrup.
Haseo: ...
Atoli: Haseo! I want a strawberry frappachino with more cream!
Pi: Plain black coffee. With nothing in it. Just plain black.
Kuhn: Get me a mocha coffee, Haseo.
Yata: A double shot of expresso in a latte.
Endrance: A double chocolate frappachino.
Azure Kite: An up-side-down caramel Frappachino with extra caramel.
Azure Balmung: A vanilla mocha with more vanilla.
Azure Orca: A mint mocha frappachino.
Haseo: ....


I live near a Starbucks.... - - .... I so badly want my vanilla mocha.....  

[haseo9]

I dont like making fun of haseo but hey.

Haseo: im a pretty girl,im a pretty GIRL.  

[Blue_Innis]

.........

Atoli: wanna go adventure
Haseo:YEA!
Atoli:where do you wanna go?
Haseo:WHAT?
Atoli: um? where do you wanna go?
Haseo:WAT?
Atoli: uh.... where do you wanna go?
Haseo:WUT?
Atoli: ....where do you
Haseo:WHUT?
Atoli: how about "guild's pathetic parodies"?
Haseo:OKAY!!  

[Hollow Ryosuke]

I Got one smile

Alkaid - "I love you Atoli" smile no need to get mad Loveless ;P you know its true.  

[haseo9]

Atoli:HASEO WHY WONT YOU LOOK AT ME!!! gonk

Haseo:What are you talking about idiot im lookin at you right now.

Atoli: Im talking about in bed.

Haseo: eek  

[EM0 Shino]

Haseo: Hello. My name is Gaylord Focker.  

[Blue_Innis]

woah...  

[EM0 Shino]

Pi: -falls unconscious after being Data Drained by Haseo's Skeith-
Haseo: -takes a deep breath and let it out- Pi! -kicks her-
Pi: -wokes up finding herself across the room- WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!?!
Haseo: Just to see if you are alive or not. Le duh.  

[BreathLessX]

Hollow Ryosuke

I Got one smile

Alkaid - "I love you Atoli" smile no need to get mad Loveless ;P you know its true.

-beats witb a NERF bat-

D:

Silabus: LET'S GO AND GET US SOME *****!