Corrupt A Wish

[worm squirm]

granted, but she leaves you.

i wish i didn't have a weird grinding noise going on in my neck right now.  

[x_Toxic Fetish_x]

If i made you cry, and felt good about it...

granted... but you next falls off

i with i had a slice of cheese

would that make me a bad person???

 

[Kaiju Koi]

Surprise!
You have a severe allergic reaction.


I wish I could draw well.

 

[daynaleee]

Granted, but then all you could draw were wells.
I wish I had a freezie.  

[x_Toxic Fetish_x]

If i made you cry, and felt good about it...

granted but it melts

i wish i someone would call...

would that make me a bad person???

 

[Kaiju Koi]

It's the FBI, and you're wanted.


I wish I didn't have to go to swimteam tomorrow morning.

 

[worm squirm]

GRANTED, you have to go to the dentiat

i wish my girl's daddy wouldnt take her phone at night.  

[errlgreytea]

Granted, but then your phone breaks.

I wish I wasn't so jealous all the time.  

[worm squirm]

granted, they're your roommates and interrupt any sexlife you might have.

i wish i had blackberries.  

[daynaleee]

Granted, but they have spiders and aphids in them.
I wish I had more gold.  

[worm squirm]

granted, they live for 55 years, and nag you to clean your room every day of it.

i wish my headache would go away.  

[x_Toxic Fetish_x]

If i made you cry, and felt good about it...

granted now your stomach hurts

i wish he wasnt tired >_<

would that make me a bad person???