Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[Zombi3_Kill0r]

Because you kept the house at 30 degrees so your sword wouldn't melt....  

[keep it creepy]

'Cause you kept bumming my cigs stressed  

[Ivory Eve]

Because it is forbiden for a Shinigami to love a mortal  

[Zombi3_Kill0r]

Because you some how found a way to make it snow inside the house....  

[Ivory Eve]

Because you made you side of the bed a war zone  

[Zombi3_Kill0r]

Because yo made your side of the bed a winter wounderland....IGLOO INCLUDED!  

[Ivory Eve]

Because whenever I was in the mood you would be to busy playing Call of Duty and you wouldn't even let me play D<  

[xDora]

Because you have a rabid rabbit and it bit me scream scream scream scream scream  

[Toxicated Hugs]

Because your red bird kept singing and I couldn't sleep. P.S. Your bird followed me into the bathroom when I was taking a shower. stare

 

[Ivory Eve]

Because you didn't believe me when I told you I could fly higher than you.  

[Insane Demon Monkey]

because i dont remember geting married and have a hangover  

[xXxDeathnoteNekoxXx]

you just scare the s**t out of me rolleyes  

[Ivory Eve]

Because you didn't 'Push me and then just touch me 'till I can get my staisfaction' Lolz ring a bell xD  

[Zombi3_Kill0r]

Because you let the rabbit poop all over the bed...AND THEN YOU SLEPT IN IT!! gonk  

[Ivory Eve]

Because we never have time for each other, you were always bussy saving the world from aliens and terorists, while I was saving the world from Holows,Bountos, and Arancar.