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PostPosted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 5:53 am
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 12:53 am
Bobo#1: 1 + 1
Bobo#2 : 5
Bobo#1 : Wahahahahahahahahahahah
Bobo#2 : Anu nakakatawa dun?
Bobo#1: Akala ko kc d mu alam.


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 8:22 pm
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kuba: tinu2kso nila akng kuba! makapagaral nga ng karate.

5 m0nths l8ter

frend: gling m0ng magkarate ah.tnatawag kp rn b nilang kuba.?


kuba: hndi na, ninja turtle na! rofl rofl rofl


rofl rofl rofl rofl  
PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 8:31 pm
robboko
Juan:0y,ano yan?Pinya?
Pahingi nman.

Pedro razz ahingi? Nsaan ka
nung ngbu2ngkal ako ng lupa sa ilalim ng init ng araw?Nasaan ka nung ngtatanim ako hbang kumukulog, kumikidlat at
bumubuhos ang ulan?Nsaan ka nung oras na ng-aani ako na ngkalat ang mraming ahas sa daanan ko, nung naghihirap ako sa pgpasan ng pinya? Nasaan ka?

Juan:Nakulong ksi ako noon! Nkaptay ako ng madamot!

Pedro:gnun ba?
Kuha ka na, khit ilan!
May langka pa dun!:]
 

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 3:23 am
-Ang sabi ni Baby James
Ang Lolo ko Ninoy
Ang Tito ko Noynoy
Ang Kuya ko Abnoy
Ang Bumabasa nito Unggoy
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl  
PostPosted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 3:56 am
PABORITONG SUBJECT
Ang paborito kong subject ay MATH
M-eryenda
A-lmusal
T-anghalian
H-apunan
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
PINOY EXCUSE LETTERS
1.My son is under a doctors care and should not take P.E. Please execute him.(Hala!Sige,Silya elektrika at bitay.Sabay pa! O, kaya niyo yun?!)
2.Dear school razz lease ekscuse Jonh being absent on Jan.28,29,30,31,32 and also 33. (Aba grabe 'to.Nasa kalendaryo pa ang birthday ko kung gano'n. Hahaha!)
3.Sally wont be in school a week from Friday.We have to attend her funeral.(Ala e!Mabuhay ang patay!!Mayroong himala!!)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WAYS TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE A FILIPINO
1.You point with your lips.
2.You nod upwards to greet someone.
3.You collect items from hotels or restaurants "for souvenir"
4.You smile for no reason.
5.You flirt by having a foolish grin in your face while raising your eyebrows repeatedly.
6.You go to a department store and try to bargain the prices.
7.You add an unwarranted "H" to your name,i.e. "Jhun","Bhoy", and "Rhon".
8.You put your hands in front of you as if to make a path and say "excuse,excuse" when you pass in people or in front of the TV.
9.You like everything imported or "state-side".
10.You check the labels on clothes to see where it was made before buying.
11.You always offer food to all your visitors.
12.You say "comfort room" instead of "bath room".
13.You ask for "colgate" instead of "toothpaste".
14.You say "Ha?" instead of "What?".
15.You say "Hoy" to get someone's attention.
16.You answer when someone yells "Hoy".
17.You turn around when someone says "Psst".
18.Your sneeze sounds like "Ahh Ching" instead of "Ahh Choo".
19.You say "air-con" instead of "a/c" or air conditioner.
20.You say "brown-out" instead of "black-out".
21.You have the a portrait of "The Last Supper" hanging in your dining room.
22.You own a piano no own ever plays.
23.You have a giant wooden fork and spoon hanging somewhere in your dining room.
24.You hang a Rosary on your car's rear view mirror.
25.You refer to seasonings and all other forms of monosodium glutamate as "Ajinomoto".
26.These you'll agree 100%......Goldilocks" means more to you than just a character in a fairytale.
 


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 6:27 am
Titser:Class,ang lesson natin ngayon ay tungkol sa Science..
Titser razz edro,what is Science?
Pedro:Maam,Science is our lesson today  
PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 7:00 pm
heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart

Lasing1 : Pare bakit mo kinakatok yang POSTE ?
Walang tao dyan!

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Lasing2: Tanga! Bukas nga ilaw e. Edi may tao !

talk2hand
 

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 7:01 pm
Price Tag : Pacquiao version :

ang pangalan ko ay Manny, Manny, Manny.
Ang dami ko ng money, money, money.
Tinalo ko c Mosley saya saya ni Jinky.
Ang dami ko ng chaching chaching,
ang dami ko pang babling babling,
ang yaman na ni Freddie,
may pang ballroom na si Mommy. .. XD!!
 
PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 7:04 pm
Sa School.....

PROF: Juan! Nagkopyahan ba kayo ng katabi mo!?

JUAN: Hindi po...

PROF: Anong Hindi!??
Eh parehong-pareho yong sagot nyo oh...!!!

JUAN: Eh parehas din po kc yong tanong na binigay mo eh....
Malamang iisa ang sagot...!!

TEACHER KA BA TALAGA...???


rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes lol lol lol  

S W ii T


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 7:07 pm
Pulubi: palimos po!

Student: oh ito cgarilyo?

Pulubi: ayaw q po

Student: alak?!

Pulubi: ayaw q po, wala naman po akong bisyo eh

Student: halika! samahan mo ako sa bahay

Pulubi: bkt po??

Student: ipapakita ko sa magulang ko kung anung mangyayari sa mga taong walang bisyo.

Wahahahahaha xp
 
PostPosted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:56 am
ANAK: Nay,masarap ba ang dila?
NANAY surprised h bkit mu naman natanong?
ANAK:eh kasi sabi nila sa patalastas
DILANG masarap malinam nam nam nam,


(tawa much ako nung nabasa ko yan eh) haha  

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 6:12 pm
Ito ay isang bagay na sinasabi namin sa SCAPA, ang aming Filipino sa Heritage Class: Bakit hindi mo dapat dalhin ang salt sa simbahan? It's Asin! (A sin)  
PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 6:27 pm
lovely_gurl2000
PABORITONG SUBJECT
Ang paborito kong subject ay MATH
M-eryenda
A-lmusal
T-anghalian
H-apunan
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
PINOY EXCUSE LETTERS
1.My son is under a doctors care and should not take P.E. Please execute him.(Hala!Sige,Silya elektrika at bitay.Sabay pa! O, kaya niyo yun?!)
2.Dear school razz lease ekscuse Jonh being absent on Jan.28,29,30,31,32 and also 33. (Aba grabe 'to.Nasa kalendaryo pa ang birthday ko kung gano'n. Hahaha!)
3.Sally wont be in school a week from Friday.We have to attend her funeral.(Ala e!Mabuhay ang patay!!Mayroong himala!!)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WAYS TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE A FILIPINO
1.You point with your lips.
2.You nod upwards to greet someone.
3.You collect items from hotels or restaurants "for souvenir"
4.You smile for no reason.
5.You flirt by having a foolish grin in your face while raising your eyebrows repeatedly.
6.You go to a department store and try to bargain the prices.
7.You add an unwarranted "H" to your name,i.e. "Jhun","Bhoy", and "Rhon".
8.You put your hands in front of you as if to make a path and say "excuse,excuse" when you pass in people or in front of the TV.
9.You like everything imported or "state-side".
10.You check the labels on clothes to see where it was made before buying.
11.You always offer food to all your visitors.
12.You say "comfort room" instead of "bath room".
13.You ask for "colgate" instead of "toothpaste".
14.You say "Ha?" instead of "What?".
15.You say "Hoy" to get someone's attention.
16.You answer when someone yells "Hoy".
17.You turn around when someone says "Psst".
18.Your sneeze sounds like "Ahh Ching" instead of "Ahh Choo".
19.You say "air-con" instead of "a/c" or air conditioner.
20.You say "brown-out" instead of "black-out".
21.You have the a portrait of "The Last Supper" hanging in your dining room.
22.You own a piano no own ever plays.
23.You have a giant wooden fork and spoon hanging somewhere in your dining room.
24.You hang a Rosary on your car's rear view mirror.
25.You refer to seasonings and all other forms of monosodium glutamate as "Ajinomoto".
26.These you'll agree 100%......Goldilocks" means more to you than just a character in a fairytale.


That's so true I can't believe it's so true. xD  

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 7:33 pm
Azn_Expo_Marker
lovely_gurl2000
PABORITONG SUBJECT
Ang paborito kong subject ay MATH
M-eryenda
A-lmusal
T-anghalian
H-apunan
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
PINOY EXCUSE LETTERS
1.My son is under a doctors care and should not take P.E. Please execute him.(Hala!Sige,Silya elektrika at bitay.Sabay pa! O, kaya niyo yun?!)
2.Dear school razz lease ekscuse Jonh being absent on Jan.28,29,30,31,32 and also 33. (Aba grabe 'to.Nasa kalendaryo pa ang birthday ko kung gano'n. Hahaha!)
3.Sally wont be in school a week from Friday.We have to attend her funeral.(Ala e!Mabuhay ang patay!!Mayroong himala!!)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WAYS TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE A FILIPINO
1.You point with your lips.
2.You nod upwards to greet someone.
3.You collect items from hotels or restaurants "for souvenir"
4.You smile for no reason.
5.You flirt by having a foolish grin in your face while raising your eyebrows repeatedly.
6.You go to a department store and try to bargain the prices.
7.You add an unwarranted "H" to your name,i.e. "Jhun","Bhoy", and "Rhon".
8.You put your hands in front of you as if to make a path and say "excuse,excuse" when you pass in people or in front of the TV.
9.You like everything imported or "state-side".
10.You check the labels on clothes to see where it was made before buying.
11.You always offer food to all your visitors.
12.You say "comfort room" instead of "bath room".
13.You ask for "colgate" instead of "toothpaste".
14.You say "Ha?" instead of "What?".
15.You say "Hoy" to get someone's attention.
16.You answer when someone yells "Hoy".
17.You turn around when someone says "Psst".
18.Your sneeze sounds like "Ahh Ching" instead of "Ahh Choo".
19.You say "air-con" instead of "a/c" or air conditioner.
20.You say "brown-out" instead of "black-out".
21.You have the a portrait of "The Last Supper" hanging in your dining room.
22.You own a piano no own ever plays.
23.You have a giant wooden fork and spoon hanging somewhere in your dining room.
24.You hang a Rosary on your car's rear view mirror.
25.You refer to seasonings and all other forms of monosodium glutamate as "Ajinomoto".
26.These you'll agree 100%......Goldilocks" means more to you than just a character in a fairytale.


That's so true I can't believe it's so true. xD

haha ^^  
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