Crix Madine Facts

[Darkened Angel]

Crix Madine cannot tell a lie. Whatever words come out of his mouth become the truth.  

[ElladanKenet]

Crix Madine can choose whether he lies or not. The lies simply fear that he'll roundhouse kick them if he wants the truth.  

[Darkened Angel]

Crix Madine doesn't surf the information network. He surfs a wave of dead Sith Lords.  

[ElladanKenet]

Crix Madine is the founder and god of Crixianity. His favorite holiday is also Crixmas.  

[Darkened Angel]

The Crix Paradox:

The sentence below is true.
_______________________
Crix Madine owns your a**.  

[ElladanKenet]

Crix Madine once lost a game of holochess to Thrawn.

But only because he chose to lose. Never forget, only Crix Madine has that choice.  

[Missing00]

Crix Madine was slated to be a clas in TF:2 but was deemed too awesome; he was replaced with demoman.  

[ElladanKenet]

BF2 once had a cheat where you could unlock Crix Madine as the Hero on any planet. He'd PWN everyone just by existing on the battlefield.

However, he threatened the desiegners with some well-placed roundhouse kicks to the gonads and told them to ask next time.  

[Nelowulf]

When Bevel Lemelisk said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the Death Star. He was referring to the Crix Madine halloween costume he was wearing.  

[AFK Masturbating]

Judas Priest made Crix Madine do it.  

[elvisnake]

Celestia Whitesword

Judas Priest made Crix Madine do it.

Crix Madine made Judas Priest make Crix Madine do it...  

[Nelowulf]

It is theorized that should Crix Madine ever come within 100 lightyears of the Zeltron Homeworld, the ecstacy of his presence upon the female population would be so overwhelming that the zeltron race would literally be impregnated, and then die of aneurisms caused by their empathic link. While other races would see this as an armageddon, the zeltrons have named it quite something else, however it is too illicit to mention on a web-based forum that is host to people under the age of 21.  

[Missing00]

Crix Madine always rolls 20's  

[Jaden_Ordo]

Even my Barbarian couldn't best Crix Madine in a fight.  

[Jaden_Ordo]

The Hokey-pokey isn't what it's all about, Crix Madine is.