WWSS?

[Gilderoy P Lockhart]

Death T-2 san! 3nodding It's Mi-chan, Missheru! *waves*

"As it is, people have every right to be ugly, but you abuse the privilege."  

[Gilderoy P Lockhart]

"I guess you're the walking proof that even God makes mistakes sometimes."  

[Gilderoy P Lockhart]

"Pardon me, but I believe you've obviously mistaken me for someone who actually gives a damn."  

[Gilderoy P Lockhart]

"Don't let your mind wander--we can't risk having something so tiny being let out on its own."  

[Gilderoy P Lockhart]

"Ahh, yes, women adore you, practically chase after you. That is, did I mention every last one of them wielding machetes?"  

[Gilderoy P Lockhart]

"I heard you spend your spare time chasing carriages and eating Alpo. Ah, and one more thing: your village called, they'd like their idiot back."  

[Gilderoy P Lockhart]

"Let's play a simple round of 'horse' that I'm sure even a modern spitting image of Saint Bernard like you could get the hang of. I'll be the front end and you can be yourself."  

[Gilderoy P Lockhart]

"When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll have no trouble telling them you tragically passed away by fit of chronic stupidity."  

[Gilderoy P Lockhart]

"Listening to you talk here makes deafness a wonderful thing to look forward to."  

[Gilderoy P Lockhart]

I've used this one before on a poor, unfortunate soul...

"I bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents had the same surnames before they married? Would it also happen to be sheer chance that you were conceived in a Wendy's parking lot?"  

[Death T-2]

XD Way to go, Mi-chan!

"As far as examples go, you are the example of a BAD example."  

[Gilderoy P Lockhart]

Yay Death-T chan! blaugh

"Good Lord, I'll never forget the first time we met--although, I'll keep trying, traumatizing as it was." whee  

[Death T-2]

"It's amazing that statisticians aren't flocked around you 24/7."  

[Gilderoy P Lockhart]

I used the first one below on a stupid freshman! Go seniors!

"Just stop talking. Your foot's embedded itself so far into your mouth that I'm positive it's starting to bulge out of your a**."

"Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't intellectually outclassed by dead sheep; if the chief excitement in your meaningless life wasn't spotting people who are fatter than you are, or if you didn't have a face that could be used as an alternative to a stomach pump. Nah, what am I saying? of course you would."  

[Death T-2]

"Any more 'useful' information from you and all the data will be gone."