Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[Bloodgasm]

Muted Faith9 Has crabs.  

[Muted Faith9]

orosake got them from Austin  

[ceilisidhe]

Muted Faith9 is secretly a member of clan perky sent to infiltrate the halloween guild only to become sidetracked after being slapped with a trout.  

[EvFaerAshlynn]

ceilisidhe is really Naruto's mom.  

[Al-aaraaf]

EvFaerAshlynn has no face.  

[Anonigoth]

Al-araaf has habits that put Keith Richards to shame... xd

rofl  

[Al-aaraaf]

Anonigoth eats male human babies for fun.  

[Veruniel]

Al-araaf, on the other hand, prefers placenta!  

[EvFaerAshlynn]

Veruniel likes to dress up as a lolita doll and pretend to kill people.  

[lurichan]

EvFaerAshlynn doesn't listen to the radio, she has it beamed directly into her mind via satalite uplink. She listens to nothing but country music all day long every day, and can tell the difference between Garth Brooks songs and *insert second famous male country singer here*.  

[Veruniel]

Lurichan is plotting to take over the world with her loyal army of Kiki kitties. She's amassed hundreds. Now she just needs some gimmick to transform them from pixels to reality.  

[lurichan]

Veruniel has a pimple shaped like elvis on her left cheek.  

[anime_freak777]

lurichan is the secret sex slave of Liza Minelli.  

[lurichan]

Anime freak is really a squirrel bent on world domination who took the time to learn to use the computer and the english language in order to fool others into believing she is really just a normal human being. However, her true loyalty is to Foamy, and she will bite anyone who says something bad about him.  

[Anonigoth]

lurichan has the power to change people into crazed Scotsmen. Additionally, she is, in fact the mastermind behind this.

gonk