Lines You'll Never Hear

[FrozenPhoenix32]

No Luke. I am your........DOCTOR!!!!

*pulls out surgical tools*

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

-VAder/Luke  

[Kittensaurex]

Fett sad in a girlyman voice) Oh My God! Its Lord Vader! Can I have your autograph? I can't believe you called me! I was just thinking about you! You want to go out on a date?
Vader:...uh, no... I just want to place a couple bounties...
Fett:...Oh. Right... *Puts away autograph book he just took out* Fine. Break my heart. crying  

[Mademoiselle Kit]

Anakin: Life sucks. *slices some stuff up*

Jar Jar: No! Yousa shouldn't hatsa yoursa life! Live free and lobe eberything like mesa! Don't mesa justa bring joya to yoursa life?

Anakin: *slices Jar Jar up. The audience goes wild.* Life sucks.

(sigh...I wish...)  

[Kittensaurex]

Yoda: Go into isolation I mu-mu-mu- *coughs up a hairy fly and speaks in perfect english* Man! I've been trying to hack that thing up for the longest time! sweatdrop  

[Sol Walker]

As the two have their climatic battle
Anakin: scream Die you treacherous fool!
Obi-wan: mad are you because you found out I got Padme pregnant?
Anakin: eek ....what?
Obi-wan: sweatdrop um...nothing...nothing at all.  

[NickCpointless]

Film Critic: one of the best parts of star wars episode 1 was the character jar-jar binks  

[Mademoiselle Kit]

Palpatine: Crap, I just lost my last servant, Darth Maul, but never fear...I have a new more evil apprentice...

Jar Jar: Wesa Here! Darth Jar Jar!!! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!  

[Uncle Choco]

At the Senate gathering, Palpatine is granted emergency powers.
Palpy:...And as my first act with this new authority, I will enjoy this delicious steaming cup of ramen. Cheers!  

[NickCpointless]

Quigon:Anikan training to be a jedi is a hard challange and even if you suceed it can be a hard life
Anikan:hum maybe your right prehaps ill become a senator  

[Nospai Deathous]

(con't)

Padme: Anakin, training to be a senator is a hard challenge; even if you suceed it can be a hard life.
Anakin: Ah, ********! I'll just go be a general in the Gungan army! (if JarJar can do it...)
Jar Jar: Annie, training to be a general-sa is-sa a hard challenge, and even if you-sa suceedinsa, it can beesa hard life!
Anakin: GODDAMN IT! IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO THAT WON'T BE A CHALLENGE OR A HARD LIFE?!
Palpatine: Anakin, ever hear of the Dark Side?  

[Kittensaurex]

Mace: In the name of the Galactical Senate, I give you a free pass to Chucky Cheeses!
Palpy:...are you threatening me master jedi?
Mace: If you are afraid of overgrown sewer rats working around children with crappy pizza, then yes.
Palpy:...(attacks)

Boba: I'm too sexy for my suit, too sexy for my suit, too sexy it hurts...
Me: (stands up in theaters and screams) YES YOU ARE! TAKE IT ALL OFF BABY! Woot! (dances along)
Boba: (continues dancing)
Lord Vader:...(starts dancing too and attempts to sing even though it's one pitch.) I'm too sexy also, too sexy also, too sexy also...
Me: WOOT! TAKE IT ALL OFF! no... wait. Boba only, I sorta don't want to see your roting flesh Lord Vader...
Lord Vader: cry  

[Darkened Angel]

(( stuffs a $50 bill into Boba's pants to help Faye get to see it all ))

Palpatine: Vader, check out this awesome lightsaber.
Vader: * looks at it * WOW! That's an awesome-looking saber.
Palpatine: And here's some of the parts to it... Ultimate Diatium Energy Cell...
Vader: Cool.
Palpatine: Expert Fencing Emitter...
Vader: Whoa!
Palpatine: And a Pontite Lens...
Vader: Oh my God... * orgasms * That's one awesome lightsaber... * heavy breathing *
Palpatine: DAMN! I didn't know you had a lightsaber fetish... Good God, man! Control yourself!  

[Kittensaurex]

(Dances with Nakie Boba, yeay!)

Anakin: I must be blind, because I'm so in love with you.
Padme:...that's the best you've got? Obi-Wan has better lines then that...
Anakin: Wah!
Padme: Oopsies... I mean. Yeah, I love you too.

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Yoda: *walks in and smashes the red guards*
Guards: crying Ouch...
Yoda: Sorry, I am not. The color red I do hate.

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Lord Sidius: YODA! LET'S PLAY FRISBY WITH THE GALACTIC SENATE ROUND THINGYS AS I LAUGH MANICALLY! I GET A THOUSAND POINTS IF I HIT YOU!
Yoda:...okay, fun it does sound...  

[Missing00]

palpatine: Comander carry out....Order 66
Clone: yes my lord.
cuts off feed...cuts back on.
Clone: Umm master? what was Order 66 again? was it that we all get ice cream?  

[Darkened Angel]

Imp Admiral: Dude, check this out! I got all the ships perfectly choreographed to move around like this.

* ship after ship " lands " on top of another in several rows and columns in a tetris-style fashion *

Imp Admiral: Pretty impressive, huh?
Imp Officer: Yeah, but uh... Well, that one went in head 1st completing the entire length for 4 rows, and all the ships in them just up and vanished...
Imp Admiral: Oh Hell... Vader's gonna have my a** when he hears this one.