Funniest attempts at insults

[deadtothecold]

most people that would insult me are afraid of me most likely because I give off the "don't mess with me feel"  

[-Isel-]

Somebody had the testicular fortitude to insult me today. After a huge dry spell, the first one.

Usually, when I hear something that normally could be construed as an insult, lately I'll just tell them calmly that "I take offense to your notion", succeeding me denying their claim logically.

Really, it works. I usually end up on good terms with the fellow.  

[Siermana]

NekoYasha09er

I was called a Nitemare Before Christmas freak.

I don't understand. They thought they were insulting you? >_>

Wow...

I think the funniest insult I've ever received was "gothic, satanic ******** freak."

Hmm...how terrible. I'm a goth who ******** Satanists? I should go cry in my corner now.


What I really find insulting is the honks and whatnot.
I'll be walking down the road minding my own business, wearing Tripps, a black corset, combat boots, and whatnot, and cars speed by me, honking and catcalling. xD

I guess It's what I get for living in Panama City... crying  

[Katanas Blade]

This isn't an insult, but it cracked me up none the less.

I was sitting in chemistry class and reading a book when the teacher(who was handing back papers) came to me and asked:
"What are you reading?"
"Eldest" I closed it momentarily so she could see the title.
"Ooh, is it something satanic? ^_^"
"Uh, no, its the sequel to Eragon.o.O"

From what me and my friends have asked her, she wasn't exactly the Bible-study type when she was younger, if you get my drift.  

[Nazi_Reaper]

I remember few so here ill try my best to remember

Boy : hey there f** get how many dicks u been on lately.
Me : Only you and your father last night in bed.
Boy : ........huh

That was funny he stopped for a sec then change it again

Boy : yeah you sux so much d**k you must have crabs in your mouth.
Me : if i have crabs why don't you and i honey play barbe in your house tonight.
Boy : omg you are Gay.
Me : you bet boy come give me some kisses i love being bi.
Boy : huh

He runs away the gets closed lined by a play ground pole in the chest.  

[Siermana]

Nazi_Reaper

I remember few so here ill try my best to remember

Boy : hey there f** get how many dicks u been on lately.
Me : Only you and your father last night in bed.
Boy : ........huh

That was funny he stopped for a sec then change it again

Boy : yeah you sux so much d**k you must have crabs in your mouth.
Me : if i have crabs why don't you and i honey play barbe in your house tonight.
Boy : omg you are Gay.
Me : you bet boy come give me some kisses i love being bi.
Boy : huh

He runs away the gets closed lined by a play ground pole in the chest.

Hhahahahaha. That's great. biggrin  

[Henneth Annun]

Siermana

Nazi_Reaper

I remember few so here ill try my best to remember

Boy : hey there f** get how many dicks u been on lately.
Me : Only you and your father last night in bed.
Boy : ........huh

That was funny he stopped for a sec then change it again

Boy : yeah you sux so much d**k you must have crabs in your mouth.
Me : if i have crabs why don't you and i honey play barbe in your house tonight.
Boy : omg you are Gay.
Me : you bet boy come give me some kisses i love being bi.
Boy : huh

He runs away the gets closed lined by a play ground pole in the chest.

Hhahahahaha. That's great. biggrin

Yah. biggrin Once I went along with someone calling me gay. I put my arm around them and tried to kiss them. They got freaked out and I never saw them again. xd  

[Henneth Annun]

Blackrose Kaire

XWraith_LordX

Rellik San

zz1000zz

I was called a devil-worshiping atheist.

That one really wasn't well thought out was it? 6_O

Just goes to show he didn't know what he was talking about, which is why you posted it here, for our amusement.

Some girl walked up to me yesterday and asked to go out with me. I said "sorry but I'm not lesbian" and she realized, right then, I was a girl. Then she told me I should get a sex change. domokun

Today I was told by some random guy "Your really cute in a ugly sort of way"... gonk emo

exclaim Like those ugly little dogs people take pictures of? Wasn't very nice of him....
Some old guy said I had nice hair in a very creepy, petaphile-like way. I just looked up from my book on personal finanance, stared at him in an evil way, and he left. sweatdrop  

[destructive emotions]

yea...i was wearing one of my favorite pair of "Tripp" pants that i purposely tore up. These people yelled out " GOTHIC HOBO "...i actually was with my friend and we were laughing and rolling around on teh ground!

 

[destructive emotions]

Nazi_Reaper

I remember few so here ill try my best to remember

Boy : hey there f** get how many dicks u been on lately.
Me : Only you and your father last night in bed.
Boy : ........huh

That was funny he stopped for a sec then change it again

Boy : yeah you sux so much d**k you must have crabs in your mouth.
Me : if i have crabs why don't you and i honey play barbe in your house tonight.
Boy : omg you are Gay.
Me : you bet boy come give me some kisses i love being bi.
Boy : huh

He runs away the gets closed lined by a play ground pole in the chest.

lol...that happends to me all of the time. I am bisexual as well. They are always so freaked when i say it broud. lol.

 

[Siermana]

XWraith_LordX

Siermana

Nazi_Reaper

I remember few so here ill try my best to remember

Boy : hey there f** get how many dicks u been on lately.
Me : Only you and your father last night in bed.
Boy : ........huh

That was funny he stopped for a sec then change it again

Boy : yeah you sux so much d**k you must have crabs in your mouth.
Me : if i have crabs why don't you and i honey play barbe in your house tonight.
Boy : omg you are Gay.
Me : you bet boy come give me some kisses i love being bi.
Boy : huh

He runs away the gets closed lined by a play ground pole in the chest.

Hhahahahaha. That's great. biggrin

Yah. biggrin Once I went along with someone calling me gay. I put my arm around them and tried to kiss them. They got freaked out and I never saw them again. xd

You are my hero. smile  

[The Canady Man]

Well, I've always been a bit of a shallow a**, but when I went to Middle-School, I was very much out-assed by everyone else. In Grade 7 (3 years ago), some idiot who tried to act all "gangsta" (That word makes me cringe) just randomly bumped into me, trying to body-check me against the lockers, but just made my shoulder turn a bit. I turned around and said the following to him:

Me: Watch it!

a*****e: You wanna go, b***h?

Me: Funny, seeing as how that's exactly what your mother said last night.

I walked away while he stood there with a dumb look on his face. I never ran into the guy again. I usually didn't get any trouble at that school, seeing how I missed a good 75% of grade 6-8 at that school.  

[destructive emotions]

Nightfire666

Well, I've always been a bit of a shallow a**, but when I went to Middle-School, I was very much out-assed by everyone else. In Grade 7 (3 years ago), some idiot who tried to act all "gangsta" (That word makes me cringe) just randomly bumped into me, trying to body-check me against the lockers, but just made my shoulder turn a bit. I turned around and said the following to him:

Me: Watch it!

a*****e: You wanna go, b***h?

Me: Funny, seeing as how that's exactly what your mother said last night.

I walked away while he stood there with a dumb look on his face. I never ran into the guy again. I usually didn't get any trouble at that school, seeing how I missed a good 75% of grade 6-8 at that school.

lol. The last part "I missed a good 75% of grade 6-8 at that school" made me laugh.

 

[Nazi_Reaper]

destructive emotions

Nazi_Reaper

I remember few so here ill try my best to remember

Boy : hey there f** get how many dicks u been on lately.
Me : Only you and your father last night in bed.
Boy : ........huh

That was funny he stopped for a sec then change it again

Boy : yeah you sux so much d**k you must have crabs in your mouth.
Me : if i have crabs why don't you and i honey play barbe in your house tonight.
Boy : omg you are Gay.
Me : you bet boy come give me some kisses i love being bi.
Boy : huh

He runs away the gets closed lined by a play ground pole in the chest.

lol...that happends to me all of the time. I am bisexual as well. They are always so freaked when i say it broud. lol.

Iam not bi at all the thought of kissing a boy doesn't bother me because i have guy friends who are bi plus my Girl Friend is bi  

[Nazi_Reaper]

I just had another insult happen to me on a game i was playing today

Fame kills iFreeze
iFreeze What the f** a** hole b***h squeeze noob lagger
Fame How am i a noob lagger when i dont lag and live 1500 miles from the server.
iFreeze f** that you lag c**t sucker go play hop scotch with your mom
Fame i love to suck on some p***y but first i'll play hop scotch on your mom First smile
iFreeze b***h go lay grass on your mom
Fame no thank you the grass died because your mom to ugly to look over at.
iFreeze Lmao get the f** out of the game you suck.
Fame Not as much as you do
Fame kills iFreeze
iFreeze Leaves the game
God lol he does Suck he left whinning and crying
Fame lol