You divorced the avi above! What happened?

[[ a c e ]]

His headpiece cut into my brain when we hugged. gonk  

[BansheeinHades]

Two emos don't mix well.  

[[ a c e ]]

I'm allergic to argyle.  

[BoxyBlue]

She's allergic to cats, and I have like...20 of them.  

[[ a c e ]]

He wants my lungs to close up. FOREVER.  

[BansheeinHades]

She loved V more than me.  

[[ a c e ]]

^ [ Quite possibly true xD; ]

I just didn't think hades was a good place to raise children.  

[BansheeinHades]

(I could've sent you weekly checks, you know.)
She spent all her time on her "perfect" nails.  

[[ a c e ]]

She never bought the right kind of tampons.  

[BansheeinHades]

Excuse me, but I never needed the extra heavy kind. xp
She cheated while she was playing cards with me.  

[BoxyBlue]

She accused me of cheating while playing strip dice.  

[BansheeinHades]

He pimp-slapped me because I said the word "Frog."

???  

[Icy_Kat]

He smokes.  

[BansheeinHades]

She had a Gwee that looked exactly like Georg. crying  

[themadwriter]

He smoked. xp