Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[Nelowulf]

To host the superbowl.  

[Sol Walker]

To get more people active in the guild.  

[Nelowulf]

To create more "Al Gorithms" and burn the eyes of millions of innocents across the galaxy.  

[Sol Walker]

To hire mercenaies to shadow and guard a highschool girl under the nose of national officials.  

[Nelowulf]

to stay up to the wee hours of the night, cringing at the computer screen, hoping that someone comes online, while dodging their parent's angry glare.  

[Lucca Ashtear]

To build a better mousetrap.  

[Sol Walker]

been done.  

[Nelowulf]

To take a dump in director GAT's shoes.  

[Darkened Angel]

To walk this way, without delay.  

[Capn Deep Blusi]

To sing the Big Butts song without giggling.  

[Sol Walker]

To invite the rebels to play sand volley ball with them: winner takes the galaxy.
then in the event the rebels win, the storm comandoes will execute the rebels.  

[Nelowulf]

To take lessons from Cale Darksun: Corriellian Charm instructor.  

[Missing00]

To be the ultimate ninja master.  

[Ryuu Kuro]

a way to silence the breathing sound of vaders mask becuase some stormtroopers complained about a noisy working enviroment.  

[Kethen]

havent been here in a awhile


yo eat more chicken