Lightsaber Lucas

[Durza the Shade]

Lucasbooks wanted to make the NJO Anakin's story, and kill Jacen. Lucas wouldn't let them, for whatever reason (too many Anakins?), so they switched the two.  

[Durza the Shade]

Nelowulf

I always wondered... If there are predators on the surface, why aren't they at the coasts, or attack the land settlements?

I think I remember reading about a group of Wookiees that live on the coast, on a different continent of Kashyyyk. So, perhaps that's where the battle is and they don't have the deep-forest predators there. Do tigers walk out of the trees and attack beachgoers in Florida?  

[Nelowulf]

Durza the Shade

Nelowulf

I always wondered... If there are predators on the surface, why aren't they at the coasts, or attack the land settlements?

I think I remember reading about a group of Wookiees that live on the coast, on a different continent of Kashyyyk. So, perhaps that's where the battle is and they don't have the deep-forest predators there. Do tigers walk out of the trees and attack beachgoers in Florida?

tigers, no. But some panthers do up in teh panhandle if provoked...  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Durza the Shade

Lucasbooks wanted to make the NJO Anakin's story, and kill Jacen. Lucas wouldn't let them, for whatever reason (too many Anakins?), so they switched the two.

I know, I highly dislike GL because of it.  

[Nelowulf]

Since this is lightsaber lucas, and I just heard the soundtrack, i'd like to state that.....


John Williams has to be shot for his crimes against classical music!

DAMN HIM FOR STEALING ANOTHER THEME!  

[Motorider333]

I'm just hoping that the dialogue in ROTS is better than all that junk in episodes I and II  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Caira333

I'm just hoping that the dialogue in ROTS is better than all that junk in episodes I and II

it wont be.

padmes line in that one tv trailer is something like.. "anakin you're breaking my heart."

a) its corny and

b) she sounds like a texan wife during the 1880s.  

[Nelowulf]

Episode III: Gone with the Wind...


Amidala: "Well, I do declare, that be the poorest show of blastership I've seen in years. And my, do you see how you're leaving his ship all dirty and scratched. tisk tisk anakin... My heart feels faint."

Anakin: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn..."  

[Nospai Deathous]

Nelowulf

Episode III: Gone with the Wind...


Amidala: "Well, I do declare, that be the poorest show of blastership I've seen in years. And my, do you see how you're leaving his ship all dirty and scratched. tisk tisk anakin... My heart feels faint."

Anakin: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn..."

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

wait, can you imagine Han as the Duke? Or luke? as... the Luke?

"Hey there, pardner. What'ch'yall thinkin' 'bout doin' there, slicin' my mentor in half?"  

[Motorider333]

Nospai Deathous

Nelowulf

Episode III: Gone with the Wind...


Amidala: "Well, I do declare, that be the poorest show of blastership I've seen in years. And my, do you see how you're leaving his ship all dirty and scratched. tisk tisk anakin... My heart feels faint."

Anakin: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn..."

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

wait, can you imagine Han as the Duke? Or luke? as... the Luke?

"Hey there, pardner. What'ch'yall thinkin' 'bout doin' there, slicin' my mentor in half?"

Padme:Well I do declare, you do look so very fine your uniform, Vader. I do believe I have the vapors.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

My oh my, Mr. Solo, I do say, you have a mighty built body. Yet, tell me, why are y'all still drivin this bucket of duraplast?

-Leia  

[neoqueenserenity298]

Ryunosuke the White

FrozenPhoenix32

KJA=idiot

George lucas must be sabred because: putting Jar Jar into DVD RoTJ and editting Hayden Christensen in..i liked the old dude better!

They put Jar Jar Binks in Episode VI??

And I agree with that and the other stuff Lucas (me!) has altered. *runs over to LucasArts (me!) and activates both white lightsabers in Lucas' (me!) face (but not actually touching him with them). He grins as Lucas (me!) takes on a terrified look*

Insane you are. Talk not like Yoda I must  

[Uncle Choco]

One word: Ewoks.

I was just watching the entire series, warming up for RotS, when, during RotJ, I realized that the Ewoks are just as irritating as Jar Jar Binks.

Why, oh why, George, didn't you put the battle on Kashyyk instead of Endor like your original plan?! Your idea that the Ewoks would "market better" flopped!

Thank god RotS features a battle with the Wookiees.  

[Nospai Deathous]

EXACTLY!! it would have made so much more sense... after all, the imperials used wookies for slave labor all the time... if you're gonna build a huge battlestation, you'll need a big source of slave labor...

oi. plus, the wookies had weapons they could actually combat imperials with, making a successful rebellion much more likely.  

[Nelowulf]

I think GL wanted the Empire to look even more pathetic..

Update the Outlaw's guide, Cale... Stormtroopers are wimps... they lost to primitive teddy bears!