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[worm squirm]

.......but that was my whole life's dream gonk  

[Daydream Delivery]

no. you'll be helping me run our trading post... field... thing  

[worm squirm]

you have no idea how completely stoked on that i am.  

[Daydream Delivery]

I'm double stoked.
lyke... fer rellz  

[psychoslaphead]

rofl  

[worm squirm]

i havent had a smoke in forever, because im quitting and i'm very, very proud.  

[Miss Gaytastic]

I wanna ask you
Do you ever sit and wonder
its so strange
that we could be together for so long and never know, never care
what goes on in the other ones head.
things i felt but i never said
you said things that i never said so ill say something that i should have said long ago

you dont know me
you dont know me at all

you could have just propped me up on the table like a mannequin,
or a card board stand up and paint me, any face that you wanted me to be seen with.
damned by the existential moment where we saw the couple in the coma and it was we who were the cliche
but we carried on anyway
so sure i could just close my eyes
yeah sure
trace and memorize.
but can you go back once you know

you dont know me
you dont know me at all


you dont know me
you dont know me at all

if im the person that you think i am
clueless chump you seem to think i am
so easily led astray
another dog who occasionally escapes and needs a shorter leash then
why the ******** would you want me back
maybe its because
you dont know me at all

So what?
im trying to say is: what?
what im trying to tell you is not gonna come out like i wanna say it
cus i know you'll only change it


you dont know me
you dont me at all

you dont know me
you dont know me at all  

[worm squirm]

actually i know you better than you know yourself
scream scream scream  

[Miss Gaytastic]

the b***h went nuts
she stabbed my basketball
and the speakers to me stereo
she called me a c**t. hmph!
but nothing prepared me for
what i found when i came home

oh and i make my own bed
i lie in it
you lie in yours
you lie, you lie, in yours

but they want more
theyre at my door
with torches, please leave me alone
you know,
just shut it, just shut it, just shut it

the buitch went nuts
she photoshopped my face ('shopped his face)
onto ever boy who done her wrong
then she burned it
telepathically
into the brains of all her embarrad drones

oh now
now they want more
theyre at my door
with torches, scores, and scores, and scores to settle with themselves
you would have thought id scorned them all
theyve got a doll of me
theyre burning, theyre burning,. theyre burning, theyre burning, theyre burning
their own memories.

why do they all go
why do they all go
why do they all go
why do they all go
GO

why do they all go
why do they all go
GO!

ahhh, the b***h went nuts, ya'll
but everyone said she might

well HOLY ******** s**t, haha
seriously now,
now they want more
theyre at my door
with torches, scores, and scores.

you wanted have thought
id scorned them all
theyve got a doll of me
theyre burning


why do they all go
why do they all go
why do they all go
GO!

UH OH UH OH.  

[worm squirm]

stella ella ola
clap clap clap
singing es chigo chigo
chigo chigo cracker jacker
es chigo chigo
baloney baloney with cheese and maccaroni
singin 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10  

[Miss Gaytastic]

Im typing along with the songs
trying to keep up D:  

[worm squirm]

im typing stella ella ola.  

[Miss Gaytastic]

so you wanted to take a break
slow it down some, and have some ******** YOU TOO.

give me my money back
give me my money back
you b***h
i want my money back
and dont forget
and dont forget
to give me back my black t-shirt

i wish i hadnt bought you dinner
right before you dumped me on your front porch

give me my money back
give me my money back
you b***h
i want my money back
and dont forget
and dont forget
to give me back my black t-shirt

hey hey!

So you wanted to take a break
slow it down some
and have some space

give me my money back!
give me my money back
you b***h!
i want my money back!
i want my money back
and dont forget





song for the dumped
BEN FOLDS <3  

[Higgums]

xP  

[Romantic V]

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