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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:48 pm


manda the worm
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So I was driving to the grocery store and I passed a cop who pulled out and followed me. I thought he was gonna pull me over but didn't.

Then when I was leaving the store, I passed the SAME damn cop. He then proceeded to hit his brakes and follow me home.

I hate cops.
stare


this one time me and carter were driving underage without licences and a quarter pound of cannabis that we were picking up for a friend of mine who sells, and we got pulled over.


turns out the cop liked my dreads and wanted to tell me so.


Wow that's amazing. rofl

Yeah he followed me out of county, so it wasn't like he could have done anything. Tool.


i got pulled over once by a cop on a BIKE when i was driving karlie's CAR
"excuse me are you old enough to be smoking!?"
"yeah. i am."
"can i see ID?"
"yes."
"...........oh. okay. bye."


On a Bike? That's great. They're always a bunch of dicks.

I got stopped by a mall cop on a segway who asked me if I was old enough to smoke as well.

"hey should you be smoking?"
"I bought them, so I assume I should smoke them..."
"I'm gonna need some I.D."
"Here speedy."
"*After realizing I was old enough* Well it's bad for you health. *zooms away on segway*"
PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:48 pm


I could never refuse my locker.... it just... it loves me so much and it likes the gifts that I give it...
and it holds Pierre (my backpack) while i go to classes and it makes me smile because it's blue and not one of the pukey pink ones

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:55 pm


I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

I've never had a locker. At my school they got shut down because
WAY too many people brought drugs and s**t.


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:56 pm


that's what police dogs are for...
there are dog searches SO often at my school
and I'm terrified of dogs... so I look suspicious

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:00 pm


I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

xDDDDD I found that hilarious =p
We have like 3 cops onsite 24/7
But like, still. Searches everyday?
Too much work, lol


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:04 pm


I get nervous around any security... my palms get sweaty and I get jumpy... even if I know I don't have anything. I start thinking "could someone have put something in my bag?" and my voice goes all high pitch and then I look REALLY guilty

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:08 pm


LOL
"NO I SMOKE BECAUSE IT'S GOOD FOR MY HEALTH."
i quit though
because im preetty sure the girl i like doesnt smoke and im sick of being a disgusting smoker, plus i wouldnt date one anyways and i dont wanna be a hypocrite. 4laugh


..........it's hard as hell.



shelly: AHAHA YOURE ADORABLE
there's a dog at my school that leads a blind kid, and i ALWAYS think it's a drug dog and start sketching.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:11 pm


I think it's funny cuz ever since I was six years old and they pulled me aside at the airport I've been nervous. my shoes had metal in them or something...
I went to the CN Tower in the eight grade and the security there terrified me! it's just a rush of air... wtf?!

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:13 pm


you're just a coldblooded killer deep down, and everybody knows it.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:13 pm


I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

=/ Well people have phobias. Maybe if you just forced yourself to
face a huge dog you'd get over it? Lul


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:15 pm


I was attacked by a few dogs... they don't like me and I'm afraid of them. it works out (except for a doggy named Cocoa who is the most beautiful amazing adorable dog evar!)

oh yeah, Manda... I'm the killer. *points to the haiku in my sig*
PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:16 pm


nothing says killer like pokemon blue for gameboy color

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:17 pm


exactly. I knew it all along...
h'oh s**t... now you're gonna know my address...
PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:17 pm


I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

Lul I know the Cocoa story =p
But I don't see how you can hate any dog =O


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:19 pm


I just... can't be around them. thye make me really nervous and scared until I just break down and start crying
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