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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:37 am
eek she must be using some killer anit ageing stuff is your 120 and look 20 lol im still 18 the age where i can do anything drink smoke have sex life is good lol
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:09 am
...maybe she's an elf... stare
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:39 am
almost 18? thought you were older. and Cale... 21? i thought you were younger XD like how younger? confused
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 9:37 am
guild seems dead today....figures it'd be the day Im off work.
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:22 am
*Shrug* well, since nobody's here.... (helps himself to a keg of Corellian spiced ale. downs a few tankards) ahhh.....that hit the spot. (glances around again to see if theres anyone about) well then. if no one seems to care... (starts to sing an old sea shanty at the top of his lungs):
oh Ive been around the world on a ship thats made of wood Ive seen my share of battles and men both bad and good murderous thieves, ravenous rogues and men who were far worse but by far the morst offensive is a man named Captain Curse
with a monkey at his shoulder by the name of Scurvy Pete, the capt. had one woooden leg but somehow had two feet he wore a patch over an eye lost to a musket ball with his hat and coat and slimy looks he stood just four feet tall.
his teeth were yellow from scurvey and some were fallin' out his skin was thick and leathered he had a case of gout he wore a brace of pistols and so did Scurvey Pete he was the most fearsome fellow you ever chance to meet!
(he chugs down another mug of Spiced ale and continues)
oh Ive been around the world on a ship thats made of wood Ive seen my share of battles and men both bad and good murderous thieves, ravenous rogues and men who were far worse but by far the morst offensive is a man named Captain Curse
he once met a whore, he named her Lady Blow he paid her in corn liquor and she put him on a show It started with a dance and I think ya know the rest but it ended rather quick with Scurvy Pete inside her dress!
in the battle on the Fifth of May old Curse was quite a sight he bellowed orders to the crew to get into the fight when the gunner said he was out of shot, ya know what old curse said? "load the guns with rats me lads and paint their vessel red!"
oh Ive been around the world on a ship thats made of wood Ive seen my share of battles and men both bad and good murderous thieves, ravenous rogues and men who were far worse but by far the morst offensive is a man named Captain Curse
(he finishes and pours himself more ale)
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:27 am
hmm?*arches eyebrow* seems theres life yet around here...
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:59 am
aww...no one wants to talk to me.... sad
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:58 pm
Seems someone likes pirates. 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:19 pm
I am a pirate lassy. pirate
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:04 pm
I'm new here so I dunno what the general consensus on starting conversations is. Maybe if I hose you all down and demand satisfaction biggrin
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:03 pm
Then I would derive great satisfaction in vaporizing you. biggrin
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:53 pm
Cale Darksun aww...no one wants to talk to me.... sad i would but its hard to talk to someone in anouther country dam time difference
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:44 pm
Master_Kaballmo I'm new here so I dunno what the general consensus on starting conversations is. Maybe if I hose you all down and demand satisfaction biggrin maybe if you do that, you'll get a punch in the face. biggrin welcome, by the way.
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:15 pm
Jack and the Beanstalk's giant as a pirate:
Fe fi fo fum! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:43 pm
*debates sending Cale an eye-patch thingy* lol
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