Corrupt A Wish

[X_Miseinen_x]

granted, now your horny

i wish she wouldnt fall asleep on me, especially after mentioning sarah <_<  

[daynaleee]

Granted, but now she's totally hyper and annoying.
I wish I was a mermaid.  

[U n i c o r n T a c o]

Granted, but giants take over the world and get thursty so they drink all the ocean water so you have no were to swim. (wow)

I wish I could control my temper.  

[Sir Shane Nickolas]

Granted, but now you're so nice to everyone that they all take advantage of you.

I wish I wasn't so lazy so I could get up and get food.

 

[X_Miseinen_x]

granted, but now your not hungry

i wish she would wake up already  

[x_Toxic Fetish_x]

If i made you cry, and felt good about it...

granted, now hes saying v****a xD

i wish he would come over already

would that make me a bad person???

 

[Kaiju Koi]

Now she moves into your room (and she snores).



I wish I didn't have to be up early tomorrow.

 

[x_Toxic Fetish_x]

If i made you cry, and felt good about it...

^ granted, but you oversleep and have time to do NOTHING!!!

< i wish some random friend would call

would that make me a bad person???

 

[Incubus Guru]

Granted but they called to give you bad news.

I wish she wouldn't leave me :[

 

[Poetic Essence]

Granted, but now she's way too clingy.
I wish I could find something entertaining to do.

 

[Princess Moonbutt]

Granted, but you lose interest a few seconds later

I wish I was a girl...  

[Poetic Essence]

Granted, but now everyone's so happy, they're annoying.
I wish my iTunes would stop freezing.