Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Game .-.

[Caress_Of_Darkness]

Cause your addicted to these games.

Why must AIM suck so bad!

 

[xThe Jessterx]

Because it is powered by running hamsters and the like.

Why can't me kidney NOT be emo?  

[Belbecat]

because the gro-gain refuses to grow it a fringe.

Why do chickens not drink milk?  

[Vhalentine]

because it burns when you pee 3nodding

why isnt cream cheese black?  

[EnmaAi666]

because he dont have any ink

Why people are alive?  

[Nemesis_526]

Cuz we're wasting our time.

Why is blood red?  

[irishcocoa]

because only smurfs can have blue blood and only vulcans can have green blood O.o

why are there so many stupid questions with so many stupid answers? (some one had to ask!)  

[Vhalentine]

because you should feed them silica paste instead of the leading brand in theyre everyday diet 3nodding lol


why is a round pizza in a square box?  

[irishcocoa]

because a square pizza didn't fit into a round box O.o

why is it called a pencil?  

[Vhalentine]

because they couldnt call it a festizio


why does turkey meat make us sleepy but turkeys always seem awake and crazy to come after you?  

[meeiji]

Because Big Bird made it so.

Why can't girls pee standing up?  

[Vhalentine]

because PETA voted it as humane

why cant we walk on water?  

[irishcocoa]

because we don't have fins

why are we the only creatures who use so many words?  

[meeiji]

So we would be able to order a cheeseburger.

Why isn't chicken a vegetable?  

[irishcocoa]

because it clucks

why did we domesticate cats?