Wish Corrupting~{:B

[Alexiel 777]

dragyn_ryder

granted, but you broke both your hands after you attempted it.

I wish my heart was full again.

Granted, but it gets so full it bursts open, painfully.

I wish it would snow.  

[miszunderrsztood_azn]

granted, but now you're stuck in your house forever.

I wish i had someone to hug me right now....  

[ichigo162]

granted, but a fat sweaty guy hugs you and breaks your bones

I wish I had a clone  

[miszunderrsztood_azn]

granted but now everyone likes your clone a whole lot more than they like you

I wish i dint have any hw right now..XP  

[ichigo162]

granted, but the teacher decides to give you extra homework the next day and a pop quiz

I wish I could have a robot that does everything for me  

[miszunderrsztood_azn]

Granted, but eventually the robot outsmarts you and kills you

I wish someone told me they loved me and meant it...  

[ichigo162]

granted, but the second she says it, you die from a heart attack

I wish I could fly  

[miszunderrsztood_azn]

Granted but first thing you fly into is a plane's engine.

I wish i was a ninja. ninja  

[ichigo162]

granted, but you suck at it, and your ennemy cuts off your arms...

I wish I was invisible  

[illegal_dream]

granted, but you are never see in your family again.
I wish I was a jumper.  

[bhytear]

granted, but the mighty powers of wish granting get confused and so make you into a wooly garment that can never stop bouncing around.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.  

[miszunderrsztood_azn]

granted but now you have no money and are unemployed

I wish I had a panda  

[Little Almond]

stare not granted  

[miszunderrsztood_azn]

I wish SOME PEOPLE The 38th Parallel would be nicer to me.  

[Little Almond]

stare that's not gonna happen.