Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[keep it creepy]

Because you wouldn't let me name our child Klokateer.  

[Kagurome]

Because that creepy owl on your head was always staring at me like it was going to kill me....  

[Ivory Eve]

Because it's creepy when I can only stare into one of your eyes o. e  

[Kagurome]

Because it's always snowing around you...O.o..  

[keep it creepy]

Because you said size 11 shoes were too big for a girl scream  

[Insane Demon Monkey]

because you use the word money as oposed to moneys or a money  

[--Beckys Nightmare--]

I need some kinda miracle…

Because I saw your FACE!!!!! twisted

(Yep... running outta ideas....)

...to shake me from this confusion.

 

[x-iNeonSkittlez-x]

Because you kept wanting more when I told you "NO!!!" xd

 

[--Untoten Kase--]

Infamous Silhouette

'Cause we kept fighting over whether Bill from Tokyo Hotel was a man or not (I always won...Bill is female)

HE IS A BOY!!! AND BILL IS A BOY NAME!!! HE DON'T EVEN LOOK LIKE A GIRL!!! IT'S A FLIPPIN BOY!!!! and plus it's "Tokio" NOT "Tokyo" get it right.... anyway.... BOY BOY BOY BOY BOY!!!!!

 

[--Untoten Kase--]

xXxSourPatchPrincessxXx

Because you kept wanting more when I told you "NO!!!" xd

cuz you kept poking me with your horns and made me bleed and it hurt... crying

 

[xXxDeathnoteNekoxXx]

i dont remember marrying you DX  

[Insane Demon Monkey]

you dont like power rangers  

[Toxicated Hugs]

Because you went crazy over the power ranger's action figures on tv. You only cared about them, so I cried, put itching powder in your pants, and left.

 

[--Untoten Kase--]

cuz your face turned all evil looking anf then i realized you were trying to kill me...

 

[xXiMay]

cuz yur user has tha name "Mandy" in it and it's like yur from tha MILEY and MANDY show from youtube. gonk