WWSS?

[Gilderoy P Lockhart]

"I'm busy trying to imagine you with a personality. Maybe you'd be less boring once I got to know you, but I don't want to take that chance. I'm thinking if you contacted a Suicide Hotline, they'd feel no hesitation whatsoever in saying: 'Your friendship with life is similar to that of a dog pissing on a fire hydrant.'"  

[Death T-2]

"Didn't 'Weird Al' Yankovic write You're Pitiful and sing it to you? He did for a good reason."  

[Gilderoy P Lockhart]

"I see you lack the schedule in order to establish a productive life, yet you still have time set aside to humiliate yourself. How charming."  

[Ryu_chan]

"I'm sure you told him all you know. That must be why you're speechless."


(( emo COLLEGE IS SO EVIIIIIIIL!!! crying crying crying ))  

[Death T-2]

"You have all the intellect of an underdone potato."  

[Ryu_chan]

"You are living proof that life is a sexually-transmitted disease."  

[Death T-2]

"I'm surprised you even know 'pi' extists."  

[Ryu_chan]

" I could call you worthless, moronic and hopelessly puerile, but you'd just give me that famous blank stare."  

[Death T-2]

"Time is money, and I don't wish to spend any on you."  

[Ryu_chan]

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask them."  

[Death T-2]

"You are the illogical choice."  

[Ryu_chan]

"People like you are the reason suicide was invented."  

[Death T-2]

"The rat called. He wants his a** back."  

[Ryu_chan]

"Is that your face or did your forehead just vomit?"  

[Death T-2]

"Your stupidity almost leaves me speechless."