Lines You'll Never Hear

[Durza the Shade]

Vader: Especially for . . . your sister. So, you have a twin sister.
Luke: Um, actually, she's only my half-sister.
Vader: What? But that would mean . . . eek Obi-Wan!  

[Darkened Angel]

Doctor: Congratulations! Twins! * shows Padme one of them *
Padme: Oh, my beautiful baby boy!
Doctor: And the other... * shows her a baby that looks like Jar Jar *
Padme: eek ... Oh why? WHY!? WHY!? crying  

[Mademoiselle Kit]

Vader: What about my PSP? Did it survive?

Palpy: I'm sorry Lord Vader, but in your anger, it fell into the lava...

Vader: WHAT?!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I spent all of Padme's hard earned money on that thing!  

[NickCpointless]

it a boy what would you like to name it
Padme:bob
and this ones a girl what shall you call her
Padme:sally

well she could have changed her mind at the end  

[Kittensaurex]

Palpy: Activate order 66.
Cody: Yes sir. *cuts him off* Okay guys order 67! (The transmition was bad okay!) *All of them take off their armor and dance around naked* I don't know why we were programmed with this order.
Trooper: I think it's cuz of those crazy girl fans who like our voices and go crazy when we take off our helmets. *dances*
Cody: Oh right... Hey look! A jedi! He has to dance too!*Grabs Obi and dances*  

[NickCpointless]

FayeWeasley

Palpy: Activate order 66.
Cody: Yes sir. *cuts him off* Okay guys order 67! (The transmition was bad okay!) *All of them take off their armor and dance around naked* I don't know why we were programmed with this order.
Trooper: I think it's cuz of those crazy girl fans who like our voices and go crazy when we take off our helmets. *dances*
Cody: Oh right... Hey look! A jedi! He has to dance too!*Grabs Obi and dances*

xd lmao good one  

[Mademoiselle Kit]

Palpy: Anakin...I am your father.

Anakin: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! gonk

xd xd xd xd xd

Vader: Luke, I am your father!

Luke: No...it's not true...You never sent me any birthday presents!

Vader: I have bad credit card debt.

Luke: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! gonk  

[Darkened Angel]

Boba: But why do I have to get naked?
Stormie: Because that sick b***h said so.
Boba: But why?
Stormie: Apparently she finds some other girl's obsession with you amusing and likes to torment you with it.
Boba: This is so unfair...
Stormie: So's the movie series because the bad guys never win. Now off with your underwear!
Boba: Alright, sheesh... * strips naked *
Stormie: Now, hide inside the big-a** birthday cake.
Boba: You've got to be kidding.
Stormie: I wish, but this sick b***h doesn't care what you think, or me.  

[Uncle Choco]

...as Count Dooku gets away on his speeder:

CLONE CAPTAIN: We're out of rockets, sir.
OBI-WAN:: Use the lazers then!
CLONE CAPTAIN: Sorry, sir, we're out of those too.
OBI-WAN:: Well, do something!
ANAKIN: Look, master. There's this sack of potatoes behind the oil cans.
OBI-WAN: We'll use those.

So Anakin, Obi-wan, and the Clone troopers proceed to throw raw potatoes at Count Dooku's speeder.  

[NickCpointless]

Doku:brave of you boy, but i thought you had learned your lession by now
Anikan:i am a slow learner, i failed maths twice crying
Doku:there there i also failed maths
*anikan hugs Doku* crying
Obi wan: ahem can we please get on with it
Anikan:right right  

[Kittensaurex]

Darkened Angel

Boba: But why do I have to get naked?
Stormie: Because that sick b***h said so.
Boba: But why?
Stormie: Apparently she finds some other girl's obsession with you amusing and likes to torment you with it.
Boba: This is so unfair...
Stormie: So's the movie series because the bad guys never win. Now off with your underwear!
Boba: Alright, sheesh... * strips naked *
Stormie: Now, hide inside the big-a** birthday cake.
Boba: You've got to be kidding.
Stormie: I wish, but this sick b***h doesn't care what you think, or me.

Vader: *Walks in right when Boba is getting in the cake* Oh my god!

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(You totaly made my day! Woot!)

General Grievous: *Swooshing lightsabers in Obi-wan's face*
Obi: Oooooo... it's just like that rave me and Anakin went to last week... *starts dancing and gets his head chopped off*
Obi's fangirls: scream gonk stressed crying
Grievous's fangirls: (guilty) YAY GRIEVOUS! WE LOVE YOU! 4laugh  

[Nospai Deathous]

Yoda- "Masturbation!"  

[Duredhel]

Yoda at Halloween
(puts on a Vegeta wig and places a gem in his belly)
Yoda- Troll I am.  

[Nospai Deathous]

Obi-Wan goes to Padme to find out Anakin's whereabouts. He asks her where he is.

Padme- "What are you going to do?"

...silence...

Obi-Wan- "Your mom!!"  

[Kittensaurex]

Vader: Shh... can you keep a secret? *talking to boba*
Boba: ...uh, I guess... until somebody pays me to blab.
Vader: Good enough. ninja I'm secretly working for the Rebel alliance.
Boba: How do you figure?
Vader: I'm deathgripping way too many admirals... so the Rebels will stand a slight chance.
Boba: ...*figuring how much money this info will get him* Cool.