Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer!

[as many as four tens]

Yes, but only of you spin around 4 times, touch your nose, and say "juice" 16 times.


What is coffee?  

[jasonfehr]

coffee is derived for the term alphabetical.

what is the plural of moose?  

[as many as four tens]

Dingbats.


Why is there hate in the world?  

[Quilue Lamia]

Because the Titans said there should be.

What is spaghetti?  

[jasonfehr]

really big dead inchworms!!!

who invented water?  

[Quilue Lamia]

Hades. So that he could keep all the souls in something.

Why are tree's called tree's?  

[borninthe70s]

because if they were called aardvarks they'd eat ants, and trees don't have feet to chase ants.
Why does the average woman wear a size 14, but these stupid supermodels wear size zeroes and make me feel fat?  

[Aurora Sing]

Its some govermental conspiracy to sell more diet pills (the diet industry is a multi-billion dollar industry~ talk about saving the economy) Supermodels aren't actually real people~ I believe they are holograms.

Why doesn't money grow on trees?  

[iletthedogsout]

It does, but it falls to the ground so fast that the itty bitty squirrels eat it before we can see it.
Why is abbreviated such a long word?  

[starrybaka]

Because we gave it too much leftovers

Where is Waldo?

 

[klausolas]

Closer than you think. eek

Who am I?  

[American Dreamcatcher]

Another lost gaian soul.

What is the square root of red?  

[klausolas]

Believe it or not...pi.

what does chair+table=?  

[Aurora Sing]

Lunch~ duh.

What time is it?  

[Rooney Faire]

Its time for another party which all of you are invited biggrin !!

Why does my dog hate me?