Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[Sol Walker]

To develop a box that devours anyone who tries to hide in it and leave them in unguarded positions around bases to thwart Rebels who play too many MGS games.  

[Nelowulf]

To make sure this thread does not sink near the bottom for a long while.  

[Missing00]

to get through an entire book in one sitting.  

[Nelowulf]

To give Nelo a birthday present.  

[Sol Walker]

To have Nelo come out of his shell.  

[Nelowulf]

((good one))

To go back and time, and steal Cale's mojo.  

[Sol Walker]

eek Those basterds!!! I can't let them get away with it!! (Runs screaming to find a time machine before its too late)  

[Capn Deep Blusi]

To find out if Nelo is making Cale's smuggler sense tingle.  

[Sol Walker]

(grabs DI) Insanity! where the hell's that inventor character of yours?! I need a tarking Time machine!!!! NOW!!!!! ITS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH!!!!!!  

[Capn Deep Blusi]

Hecoll walks in half eaten by a snake.
*muffled* In the bloody garage. Here's the keys.  

[Nelowulf]

To find out who Rick James actually is, and if he really is Rick James, b***h.  

[Sol Walker]

Deep_insanity

Hecoll walks in half eaten by a snake.
*muffled* In the bloody garage. Here's the keys.

Thank God! Hecoll you madman! I could kiss you if I werent straight! (runs to the time machine and goes to save his mojo)  

[Nelowulf]

To see the look on Cale's face when in fact, Cale's mojo is actually in the shell of inpenetrability. Not to mention see the look when the twi'lek dancers going out with Drako instead of him.  

[Capn Deep Blusi]

To make the emperor get a new groove.  

[Sol Walker]

To go back in time and drop baby Neb on his head.