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[Millenium Joker]

People label me like this:


1: Psycho
2: Hilarious
3: a*****e
4: Serial Killer
5: Party Boy
6: Thrasher
7: Goth
8: Emo
9: Douche
10: Football Player

1, 2, 3, 5 are correct. 9 for sure. 6 to some broad extent, but really, I'm more "Death meta;" and "Eclectic (think Primus, Les Claypool, etc.)" than Thrash.  

[Connorthecreator]

poor people, Labels hurt, don't they... *takes out power labeler and labels joker "jerk/funny guy"*  

[Millenium Joker]

Ever been hit with a staple gun? No, I don't mean the staple fired from the gun, I mean the gun itself.

That s**t hurts. sweatdrop  

[Connorthecreator]

I bet.... its worse if your hit with a staple hammer...  

[Millenium Joker]

I want........
to buy a shitty little house.........
throw a monster party there.....

then demolish it. Completely. But slowly- claw hammers and baseball bats, etc- not wrecking balls and s**t.  

[Falsequivalence]

Connorthecreator

I'm on!

I don't think that helps...
@ Joker...
must I say it? Problems.  

[Connorthecreator]

sounds fun, but it would be a waste of a perfectly good house...  

[Millenium Joker]

Don't tell me you wouldn't want to stay for the party and then help me with it. Admit it- if you had a friend who wanted to buy a little POS house and just destroy it, you'd want to join in on that fun, right?  

[Falsequivalence]

Millenium Joker

Don't tell me you wouldn't want to stay for the party and then help me with it. Admit it- if you had a friend who wanted to buy a little POS house and just destroy it, you'd want to join in on that fun, right?

If I didn't buy it, sure. I like breaking things. But I prefer explosions and fire instead...  

[Connorthecreator]

explosions are for pussys  

[Millenium Joker]

No, the inability to use proper grammar and spelling is for pussies.

Seriously, though- explosions are fun, but they finish the job too quickly, and it could be a problem with the neighbors. By breaking s**t like walls and s**t, there's virtually no chance of going to jail.  

[Falsequivalence]

*gasps*!
SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER!
SHUN!
SHUUUUUNNNN!!!!!
SHUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!
*throws a bomb at connor*  

[Falsequivalence]

Millenium Joker

No, the inability to use proper grammar and spelling is for pussies.

Seriously, though- explosions are fun, but they finish the job too quickly, and it could be a problem with the neighbors. By breaking s**t like walls and s**t, there's virtually no chance of going to jail.

That's why I said fire.
Fire wil make it BURN!!!
For a while at least...  

[Millenium Joker]

But the fire can spread to other houses. SURE, a fire here or there is okay, but when it consumes the entire house and ruins everyone else's house, it's not good.  

[Connorthecreator]

fire is for lazy people >.>