Corrupt A Wish

[Ich esse dich]

Granted but he doesn't eat you at night, he rapes you and you wake up in the middle of it and can't do anything.

I wish for all my pokemon to be trained the way I want them to~  

[Raijin36]

Tashi-No-Baka

Granted but he doesn't eat you at night, he rapes you and you wake up in the middle of it and can't do anything.

I wish for all my pokemon to be trained the way I want them to~

Granted but they can't be used in battle.

I wish for buddy to stop raping me xp  

[OcarinaGuy64]

Granted but he kills you.

I wish I had all the legendaries.  

[Giegue_Endymion]

Granted. They crashed your game.

I wish that Sony took over the world (lol)  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, but they forgot to do the paperwork so Sega takes over shortly after.

I wish I wasn't run over by a car.  

[Harrison Richardson]

Granted but you are run over by a monster truck

I wish that my wish is not granted  

[Solar IXI]

Fireyblaze000

Granted but you are run over by a monster truck

I wish that my wish is not granted

Granted (?)

I wish that my Dragonite was unstoppable in battle.  

[Harrison Richardson]

granted but now it has zero hp so it kills it self

I wish that the last wish i wished was granted but not corrupted  

[Solar IXI]

Fireyblaze000

granted but now it has zero hp so it kills it self

I wish that the last wish i wished was granted but not corrupted

Granted but it becomes so uncorrupted that Chuck Norris desides it is too pure and destroys it (he can! Hes Chuck Norris!).

I wish my Dragonite was Unstoppable and had Unlimited HP.  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Granted, it only knows splash.

I wish that wasn't run over by vehicles with four tires.  

[Solar IXI]

Chaotix Bluix

Granted, it only knows splash.

I wish that wasn't run over by vehicles with four tires.

Granted, but now your run over by vehicles with 16 tires.

I wish that my dragonite was unstoppable, had unlimited hp, and knew the moveset I wanted.  

[PhoenixBlade983]

Granted but Dragonite became a legendary so you couldn't use it in battles.
I wish I knew why I changed my team so much. sweatdrop  

[Solar IXI]

PhoenixBlade983

Granted but Dragonite became a legendary so you couldn't use it in battles.
I wish I knew why I changed my team so much. sweatdrop

Granted but the knowledge drives you insane.

I wish Dragonite was real.  

[PhoenixBlade983]

solarboydjango2

PhoenixBlade983

Granted but Dragonite became a legendary so you couldn't use it in battles.
I wish I knew why I changed my team so much. sweatdrop

Granted but the knowledge drives you insane.

I wish Dragonite was real.

Granted but you killed it by accident.
I wish I didn't have to go back to school in three days crying  

[Sonkurra-Taichou]

Granted. You now have to go to school today, and you are late so you get detention.

I wish That pokemon were real and that no one could corrupt my wish ninja