Corrupt A Wish

[drew the worm]

Granted, but you lose all your music.

I wish I could get my acceptance letter to Hogwarts.

 

[x_Toxic Fetish_x]

If i made you cry, and felt good about it...

granted, but you get attack by giant spiders at night

i wish my mom would stop nagging me

would that make me a bad person???

 

[Incubus Guru]

Granted but now she's whining.

I wish I could go to the MSI concert already.
please don't say it's cancelled, I don't wanna jinx anything gonk

 

[Jennifer-Emily]

Granted, but the only sound you can hear is Bass twisted

I wish there was a painless sex change booth or something xD  

[woahchelseaa]

granted, but they punch you in the ovaries/balls after the sex change.

i wish my hair would stay teased.  

[worm squirm]

granted.
hello, afro!

i wish that everything works out for warped tour.  

[woahchelseaa]

granted, but it's raining nonstop.


i wish my ex would date me again.
heart  

[worm squirm]

(i like that.)

GRANTED, but she gives you the clap and leaves.

i wish i didn't have a blowout/keloid type deal yesterday. DDD:  

[Jennifer-Emily]

woahchelseaa

granted, but they punch you in the ovaries after the sex change.

I don't care, I can always adopt xD
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Ontopic:

Granted but she has a p***s now O_o
I wish I would find my prince charming any day now...

EDIT: I'm a slow typer I see xD  

[worm squirm]

granted, he's a frog.

i wish i wasn't scared of the dark. redface  

[worm squirm]

granted, but tomorrow's going to be horrible.

i wish that my foot didn't twitch.  

[worm squirm]

ohman eye twitches are the worst.

GRANTED!
she calls you eveyr 15 minutes between 2 AM and 11 AM to wake you up for the next week.

i wish that my house had more food so i could eat breakfast.