This or That 2

[Chaotix Bluix]

Trip and drop that priceless vase. (I mean... it's kinda how Oran High School Host Club started out, no?)

A coat or a poncho?  

[Michael RD]

Coat ninja
DSi or PSP 3000?  

[Drake_XIV]

DSi. Nintendo all the way.

Au or Ag?  

[Chaotix Bluix]

Au

Single Player or Multi-player?  

[Drake_XIV]

Multi Player. Co-op or Deathmatch, I still win.

Lucas or Ness?  

[Volkenheim]

Ness, for the win. Lucas is a freakin' wuss, especially during the Subspace Emissary plot in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

Master Chief or Marcus Fenix?  

[Drake_XIV]

Chief

Claymores or Katanas?  

[Felix Kristanelo]

Katana
Physical or Magicks?  

[Drake_XIV]

...  

[Drake_XIV]

magicks

return or frustration
NOTE: this is about the PKMN moves.  

[Tron714]

frustration. You can have funnier names with frustration.

Pirates or Ninjas?  

[Drake_XIV]

Ninjas.

C or K  

[Chaotix Bluix]

C, especially many more crazy misspellings tend to happen with k, despite them sounding the same.

A saw or an axe?  

[Tron714]

Saw

New or Used  

[Drake_XIV]

New. Shiny = Better

C or S