Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Game .-.

[meeiji]

To piss of the neighbours dogs.

Why can't my calculator fly?  

[irishcocoa]

because there are no numbers in whereever it would fly to.

why don't cats and dogs get along?  

[meeiji]

Because then there would be no fun in life.

Why is air invisible?  

[irishcocoa]

because otherwise it would taste funny when we breathed

why is white the color of the walls in new unoccupied houses?  

[meeiji]

So people could see the pee stains.

Why can't turtles beat snails in races?  

[irishcocoa]

because the turtle is amazed that there is something as slow as itself and is therefore distracted from the race

why isn't there a dognip like there is a catnip?  

[meeiji]

Because catnip is pink.

Why are quarters worth $0.25?  

[irishcocoa]

because the creator of quarters liked odd numbers

why does peroxide sting?  

[xThe Jessterx]

Because it's some kind of acid.....I think. I'm not a chem major! DX

Why must latin dances be so confusing?!  

[Vhalentine]

because galileo was a peeping tom


why do we have skin?  

[irishcocoa]

so our bodies don't fall apart

why do ninjas exist?  

[Vhalentine]

to keep the pirates at bay

whats that ringin? do i have a tumor?


(kudos on the jack sparrow quote smile me has his tattoos)  

[irishcocoa]

no its the creeping fungus of ponds!!

why do pod people exist?  

[Vhalentine]

so the shell can fall off of the once boring human


why is the fungus in my head ? lol  

[irishcocoa]

because its a pod people conspiracy

why do we need snow shoes when we have snow boots?