HEAR YE CITIZENS OF NOSGOTH! (Please Excuse the Cobwebs)

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

So I was informed. XD  

[Scrab Demon]

Some people have already taken some precautions. XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC0Rg8REt6A  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

Where did that come from? XD omg. That was awesome! lol. Hahaha! Unfortunately I don't think Garlic works on Nosgoth vampires. lol

Sullivan: D< It sure does hella stink though!  

[Lieutenant Turel]

I thought I gave Pianoface some spare pants so he'd stop doing that  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

You did Turel. Pianoface just missed you.

Pianoface: D: *hugs his leg* M'Lord the security guards were awful. They kicked and stomped on me. I was brutalized.  

[Lieutenant Turel]

I'm sorry to hear that? Did you pants them?  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

When News seems bleak and dreary, and the Sarafan are on a communist patrol in society there is ONE news network to giv eyou all of your updates and nonsense.

Circle of Nine News Network.

Nightly, Local, Lifebreaking, and Wheel of Fate Splitting.

Here is Madame Hatter.

Good evening. I'm Madame Hatter with the evening news.

Yesterday riots broke out when Sarafan officials refused to provide food rations for peasants in the poorer towns. Many people were hurt and- *stops to look in the bckground of one of the images in front of her*

o___O Sullivan. Is this you kicking a soldier in the face?

Sullivan: *whistles innocently* Well...I got ahold of that candy Dumah dropped the other day...

Oh yeah...who could forget. Chaos galore.

Sullivan: What were those people fighting about yesterday?

You don't remember do you?

Sullivan: Nope. ^o^

In other news this evening, blood banks are popping up all across Nosgoth after the recent addition of the one in Coorhagen. Ones have been popping up all over the Nosgothic Nation.

How 'bout that. 8D

Bane: Now Sarafan can stop hunting vampires! 8D

Mortanius: T^T I'm so happy...

Wait guys. Be careful it might end up like that movie, Daybreakers.

Mortanius: But the blood banks are coming from across nations right?

That's true. o3o

Well lets' check on the stock report today! How's that looking Mortanius?

Mortanius: Blood stocks have gone up, up, up! Unfortunately the food rate for humans in Nosgoth has plummetted.

D< DAMN YOU GLYPH POWER COMPANY!

Pianoface: Madame, I don't think that is a stock.


Pianoface: o.o Ohhh. True. And Yes Turel. I did pants the security guards at the airport. Obviously they don't realize that my show of doing such things is me giving a friendly hello....as mischievous as it is.

Mortanius: As I was saying Blood stock is up, human food is down, and the Glyph Power Company is slowly going up. I hope they're not trying to raise the pricing. I've got rent to pay this month. And my job here and as Death Guardian doesn't always pay entirely too much.


Bane: You don't pay us right now...you rely on our sole dedication to the news station.

Oh...well. That's true but-but you always have fun doing this! D8

Pianoface: *pantses Bane*8D Indeed.

Bane: -___- I will make you into stew. Please stop doing that. *pulls his pants back up.*

Pianoface: >3 *snicker snicker*

How about in the sports department?

Sullivan: Well Madame, it appears that the Sarafan have taken a liking to jousting and...lacross. o__o Only I think they're using a severed vampire head to play that game though.

Interesting...

Let's join our furry critter committee in the nature department.

How's it looking Merrival?

Merrival: =^o^= *ish rolling in a pile of leaves happily* Reeeeeeeee!

Bane: >o> *looks down at him with disdain* He's cute and cuddly but I don't think he takes his job seriously.

Merrival: >3< Reee! *pushes him into the pile* D: Ree! *points at him rapidly*

D8 Merrival! Don't use such language!

Merrival: -3- *crosses arms until he sees another pile of leaves* 8D *jumps into it* >w< Ree! Reee....*rolls around happily*

Well folks we'll have more development tonight when we join you again at 8. See ya then.  

[Lieutenant Turel]

Merrival's existence is to look cute. he takes that job very seriously.
And Pianoface, I'm sorry the Sarafan guards don't understand your way of saying hello  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

Pianoface: It's all right. I'll survive M'Lord. *pantses him again* n.n Also, Good evening sir. I brought you a new belt.

Merrival: >w<

I understansd that but he SHOULD try a little more. :3

Sullivan: D< I don't like not winning...  

[lilwriter23]

*pets Merrival* ^^  

[Lieutenant Turel]

I think I'm so used to being pantsed that it no longer phases me  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

Merrival: *nuzzles Lily* >w< Reee.

His job is to be cute for everyone. He does it for the children. lol  

[Lieutenant Turel]

I really wish I could adopt Merrival. But I cannot  

[Scrab Demon]

...Merrival's "Ree!" Needs a plz account on dA. Several actually.  

[QhaZomb]

For each type of Ree!