Destroy a Wish

[bruised boy]

a fairy comes and gives you his face you see how ugly it is and die. burning_eyes
I wish that unicorn with the emo hair would stop flying around my head  

[Smokeahontas]

*the unicorn stops flying around your head and instead knaws on your toes*

i wish i didnt have to go to school  

[Seiko L Rose]

theres a huge earthquake and your school is demolished, but so is your house and your forced to take refuge at your teachers house.

I wish i could get on gaia more  

[l-Kallisto-l]

You find the time, only to find out that its been over run by golden fleeced sheep furries! (Haha! REVENGE!!)

I wish Didn't take so fragging long to help you.
(Dude, I went to the doctor at 3:30 today...I just got back at 7:30....then again I had to get x-rays and all that crap..._  

[Jangopengo]

Your dad is never late, and takes you to things 24 hours before they happen.

I wish the rainbow on my grunny wasn't so completely green D:<  

[Smokeahontas]

*rainbow turns invisible instead*

i wish i was chuck norris  

[Seiko L Rose]

everyone in your life rejects you for having no feelings and you cant kill yourself because your chuck noris sad

I wish to go see tron on friday  

[Smokeahontas]

*u go and see tron a hate it so much that u want to kill yourself*
i wish...i wish i had a dollar.. XD  

[Seiko L Rose]

a strange man gives you one but it turns out its counterfeit and you get caught buying something with it

i wish i had a killing license  

[Smokeahontas]

you get killing license, then move to a bigger house in a better country. where the license is invalid
i wish i could lick my elbow  

[black_leather_biker_chick]

Death may surround me......

Your arm get cut off just above your elbow so you are able to lick it.

I wish for my nightmares to be daymares and my daymares to be nightmares.

But I do not embrace it

 

[Smokeahontas]

you have no mares at all
i wish miami weather would always stay warm  

[iDorkosaurous_Rex]

It gets so warm that everything gets melted like rock at the earth's core, and you end up dying.

I wish I didn't leave my math book at school.  

[Smokeahontas]

you found your math book at home and realized that you had a literal ton of homework to do
i wish i wasnt sick and could never be sick again  

[Khangshu Shan]

Your never sick again, but the whole world is sick and they all die. You end up killing yourselve.

I WISH FOR A MICROWAVE