Naruto story- anything happens, totally moronic, neverendin

[Purple dragon lady]

"How dare you!" in a super girly voice and throw his rubber ducky at  

[JaBush]

Kabuto for letting the pictures get out. And outta nowhere came...  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

Jiraiya, alerted by the female voice. "Damn!" he cursed. "I wanted...  

[Purple dragon lady]

to see a female Orochimaru!" Cursing a blue streak, he went and  

[Public Pervert]

spied on Tsundae, who was..  

[Purple dragon lady]

teaching the medics how to  

[nanxi]

Do a split, but then Shizune came and...

 

[-Passionate Hugs]

Hit him over the head with her secret copy if Icha Icha Paradise. Which she...

 

[Public Pervert]

Stole from Kakashi because he told Gai...  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

That he is obsessed with teaching Lee and that he should...  

[Public Pervert]

Just make-out with him already.  

[pinoyidol2006]

But Lee was too busy persuading Naruto to wear the tights Gai gave him. So Naruto finally gave in. He put them on and Sakura was dazzled by Naruto's body outline.  

[Purple dragon lady]

Sakura forgot about her crush on Sasuke and started humping Naru.  

[-Passionate Hugs]

Which of course, made Sasuke jealous, even though he had never been interested in Sakura before. Funny how that works out. So he decided to...  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

put on a different pair of green tights, which made Sakura fall in love with Sasuke again, but...