Crix Madine Facts

[ElladanKenet]

Nothing could trim his beard anyway, since each fiber is infinite times more dense than neuron armor.  

[Darkened Angel]

Crix Madine doesn't have dandruff. That's the dust remnants of what last attempted to to mess with his hair.  

[ElladanKenet]

That would imply anything actually WANTS to mess with his hair.  

[Darkened Angel]

Crix Madine once decided to go hunting. Several thousand alien species are now extinct.  

[ElladanKenet]

Crix Madine decided the Vong weren't good enough to use the force, so he didn't breathe when he visited their galaxy.

Hence, the Vong only managed to conquer half the galaxy and destroy Coruscant.  

[ElladanKenet]

Crix Madine belongs to Nobody  

[ElladanKenet]

Everytime Crix Madine sneezes, an Angel's head explodes  

[Black Baoz]

Crix Madine makes wookiees cry for mercy...  

[Jaden_Ordo]

Crix Madine beat Mandalore. crying  

[Darkened Angel]

Mandalore was named as such because only Crix Madine could be Madine. Anyone foolish enough to challenge his position are never seen again.  

[ElladanKenet]

Crix Madine has already beaten and mastered KOTOR 3  

[Darkened Angel]

Executioners used to be called ExeCrixioners until Crix Madine roundhouse kicked them, stating that a death by his hands is much more agonizing than anything they could ever come up with, and they had no right to such an honor because of it.  

[ElladanKenet]

Sinastra won't destroy us all.

Crix Madine will.  

[ElladanKenet]

Crix Madine can get a solution by dividing with zero.  

[Patricius VII]

Anakin didn't lose his hand in a fight, Crix Madine just wanted to amputate something.