Things You Would Never Hear Seto Say

[Death T-2]

If you know TATU...

"Malchik Gay, malchik gay, I can be all you need! Won't you please stay with me? Malchik gay, malchik gay!!"  

[Kaiba]

good lord.

" I is teh 1337 hax0r!"  

[XshutterflyX]

Kaiba

good lord.

" I is teh 1337 hax0r!"

what does 1337 mean?  

[Kaiba]

gonk 1337. it's "l33t" or "leet" I...I...I can't describe it. It's too 1337 of a word. eek  

[Interbang]

Netspeak... *shudder*

ANyway,
*with slight lisp*
"Oh my WORD! That outfit is an EYESORE! Someone needs to call the Fashion Police!"  

[Bitchboots]

"I do not have a Mary-Sue complex!! gonk "  

[flippinbananas]

Seto: "Joey, May I marry your sister?"

Seto: "Joey, I am sorry for calling you a dog."


3nodding sweatdrop blaugh ninja  

[Kaiba]

"I'm a ninja! That's why you can't see me!"  

[Death T-2]

"It's all about US!"

"Bubbles bubbles bubbles bubbles bubbles bubbles bubbles bubbles bubbles!"  

[Kaiba]

" I sleep with a stuffed kuriboh every night to comfort my self-esteem."  

[Death T-2]

"In 1970, the British Empire lay in ruins, and foreign
nationalists frequented the streets - many of them Hungarians
(not the streets - the foreign nationals). Anyway, many of
these Hungarians went into tobacconist's shops to buy
cigarettes...."  

[Bitchboots]

"Why don't we all just use the pure school computers to read smut?"  

[Usagi Uchiha]

theseto123456789

hey joey how ya donning pal?
Mai i luv u
can i live with u yugi?
i believe in magic(oh oh its magic)
Serisouly usagi i luv u
i luv everybody
give me a big hug
bakura luv your hair
allister i luv u


howssssssssssss that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

one more:
lets go to the park joey!  

[xenofan]

"How does this computer work?"

"Go! Attack Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon, despite the fact my opponent has 5 face-down magic/trap cards!"

"I summon to the field, Kuriboh in attack mode!"

"I use magic jammer to counter your-oh crap I don't have a hand....you didn't see that"

"What does this button do? *Press*"  

[Freakachick]

*to old haggard man*
"O virgin fare! How beautiful thy countenance is!"


"No one makes me bleed my own blood. NOBODY!"

"Son of a motherless goat!"

"I think that Oscar Meyers are just too small..."

"Suede for my sweet!" heart