Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer!

[CnnmnSpider]

It thinks you're fat.

Do I really have to read my Psychology book?

 

[Different...Very.]

No, silly! You have to fart on it!


What is that sound dogs make that's really loud when they open their mouth?  

[jasonfehr]

The little dog inside them barking, but it hides before the big dog can get it out.

Where are all these feet coming from the keep washing up on the shores of British Columbia?  

[animefreaknva]

Gnomes are secretly making mushrooms look like feet!!! So they're coming from the fish 3nodding

Why is there a pen on the counter?  

[borninthe70s]

The stationary fairy left it there. Tomorrow she brings us all postits!
Why is everything good bad for you?  

[Quilue Lamia]

Because if everything that was good was good for you, the goats would find out and have it all confiscated.


Why do books have hard covers?  

[CnnmnSpider]

To make you ask amusing questions about it.

Why does my cat keep stealing my spot?

 

[Different...Very.]

It doesn't have enough spots of its own.



Why does my nose have two nostrils?  

[CnnmnSpider]

So you can breathe in one and out the other.

Why is everyone AFK?? gonk

 

[Different...Very.]

Their mother was calling them


Why are smileys called smileys?  

[Ethozz]

Because donuts are called donuts

Why is the grass green?  

[Aurora Sing]

Like many plants, most species of grass produce a bright pigment called chlorophyll. Chorophyll absorbs blue light and red light, but mostly reflects green light, which accounts for your lawn's color.

Why is Hollywood gossip so interesting?  

[American Dreamcatcher]

Because regular people's gossip is boring.

Why are word games so popular?  

[Ethozz]

Because word games can entertain people.

Who is Hitler?  

[Different...Very.]

A half-German Half-Jew Stooge reject. 3nodding


Where can I get some water?