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 Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:56 am
 It thinks you're fat.
Do I really have to read my Psychology book?
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:11 pm
No, silly! You have to fart on it!
What is that sound dogs make that's really loud when they open their mouth?
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Different...Very. Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:52 pm
The little dog inside them barking, but it hides before the big dog can get it out.
Where are all these feet coming from the keep washing up on the shores of British Columbia?
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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:23 pm
Gnomes are secretly making mushrooms look like feet!!! So they're coming from the fish 3nodding
Why is there a pen on the counter?
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Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 12:17 pm
The stationary fairy left it there. Tomorrow she brings us all postits!
Why is everything good bad for you?
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:56 pm
Because if everything that was good was good for you, the goats would find out and have it all confiscated.
Why do books have hard covers?
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:53 pm
To make you ask amusing questions about it.
Why does my cat keep stealing my spot?
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:05 pm
It doesn't have enough spots of its own.
Why does my nose have two nostrils?
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Different...Very. Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:25 pm
So you can breathe in one and out the other.
Why is everyone AFK?? gonk
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 10:51 am
Their mother was calling them
Why are smileys called smileys?
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Different...Very. Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:11 pm
Because donuts are called donuts
Why is the grass green?
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:47 am
Like many plants, most species of grass produce a bright pigment called chlorophyll. Chorophyll absorbs blue light and red light, but mostly reflects green light, which accounts for your lawn's color.
Why is Hollywood gossip so interesting?
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:24 pm
Because regular people's gossip is boring.
Why are word games so popular?
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 5:53 pm
Because word games can entertain people.
Who is Hitler?
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Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 11:12 am
A half-German Half-Jew Stooge reject. 3nodding
Where can I get some water?
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