Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[Nelowulf]

To take over the galaxy, hold it for 20 years or so, and then end 5 minutes before unveiling of the "Meph Star", which would have made the galaxy a peaceful place for the next 100 years.  

[Nelowulf]

Cale Darksun

To go back in time and drop baby Neb on his head.

((get in line dude. I've been used as a battering ram more times than I can count))  

[Sol Walker]

Nelowulf

Cale Darksun

To go back in time and drop baby Neb on his head.

((get in line dude. I've been used as a battering ram more times than I can count))

(( I went and took a number. thirteen people in front of me.))  

[Nelowulf]

((I didn't know you went to the Triassic period Cale. How's the fuel milage on that Time Machine, anyway?))  

[Sol Walker]

((oh, about three eons to the gallon))  

[Capn Deep Blusi]

((Hey, you moved my seat level!))  

[Sol Walker]

((sorry. Couldn't see the mirrors.))  

[Darkened Angel]

To decide to make all Imperial personnel have their cell phones' ring tones set to the Imperial March.  

[Nelowulf]

To destroy the rival Cheese Star.  

[Kethen]

to take over canada  

[Sol Walker]

Nelowulf

To destroy the rival Cheese Star.

you sonofasith.  

[Sol Walker]

Kethen

to take over canada

cont.
..with Aussies and New Zealanders.  

[Nelowulf]

to close the boarders to coruscant, and prevent "illegal aliens" from sneaking in via the southern hemisphere.  

[Darkened Angel]

To use their Get Out Of Jail Free card so they can continue their goal of conquering Baltic without losing a turn.  

[Nelowulf]

To get 5 regulars in an RP thread in Barton town that stay on for longer than five minutes and get on more than once a week.