Captain Espresso ( BYE!)

[ReinbachThe3rd]

Nautically Audacious

Zikaru94

penguins are ok...

Fail.

Penguins pwn everything. Except Koala's. talk2hand

Ack! I hate anything that flies. So bald eagles scare me. Along with every other bird (or at least the ones that fly. ) , bugs with wings, and Armadillo's. >>

Why do things that fly scare you? neutral  

[Captain Espresso]

Because if they have wings, that means they COULD fly AT ME, and that's what scares me.

I think my fear of armadillo's is much more irrational.

 

[ReinbachThe3rd]

Nautically Audacious

Because if they have wings, that means they COULD fly AT ME, and that's what scares me.

I think my fear of armadillo's is much more irrational.

So how is that scary?
Most flying creatures wouldn't fly at you, Most are more scared of you then you are of them.  

[Captain Espresso]

Story behind it:

I lived in the Okanogan for 4 years. They had this problem with these disgusting bugs. They smelt awful, and they were all over the place. In fact, I remember this one time, my dad was building an addition off the house, and when he riped this stuff off the outside of the wall, it was covered in the gross little creatures.

The worse thing is, if they came anywhere near you, they'd go right for your face.
And the only way to kill them was to drown them.

So, everytime anything flies anywhere near me, I think of those. No matter what it is, if it's flying, and it's close to me, I get scared.

I know, I'm completly retarded, but I can't help but be terrified.

 

[ReinbachThe3rd]

Nautically Audacious

Story behind it:

I lived in the Okanogan for 4 years. They had this problem with these disgusting bugs. They smelt awful, and they were all over the place. In fact, I remember this one time, my dad was building an addition off the house, and when he riped this stuff off the outside of the wall, it was covered in the gross little creatures.

The worse thing is, if they came anywhere near you, they'd go right for your face.
And the only way to kill them was to drown them.

So, everytime anything flies anywhere near me, I think of those. No matter what it is, if it's flying, and it's close to me, I get scared.

I know, I'm completly retarded, but I can't help but be terrified.

Wow sorry to hear that,
Now that I hear the story behind it I understand.
So what about the armadillo fear?  

[Captain Espresso]

The armadillo fear is actually quite pathetic...

My uncle owned an antique store, when he passed away, we got everything that was still in the store.

My mom found this really, really expensive old armadillo skin purse in one of the boxes.
It'd be great.. If it didn't still have the ******** head, AND arms/legs attached to it.

So my mom refuses to throw it away, because of it's value.
What's even worse, is, my dad, being the jerk that he is, occasionally decideds to chase me around with it, or put it beside my bed while I'm sleeping, and stuff like that. stare

It's not that I'm really scared, but I've grown to hate armadillo's. Although I do feel like it's constantly watching me. o_O

 

[ReinbachThe3rd]

Nautically Audacious

The armadillo fear is actually quite pathetic...

My uncle owned an antique store, when he passed away, we got everything that was still in the store.

My mom found this really, really expensive old armadillo skin purse in one of the boxes.
It'd be great.. If it didn't still have the ******** head, AND arms/legs attached to it.

So my mom refuses to throw it away, because of it's value.
What's even worse, is, my dad, being the jerk that he is, occasionally decideds to chase me around with it, or put it beside my bed while I'm sleeping, and stuff like that. stare

It's not that I'm really scared, but I've grown to hate armadillo's. Although I do feel like it's constantly watching me. o_O

That's a strange event... sweatdrop  

[Captain Espresso]

Pretty much.

I have a picture of the damn thing, but every image hosting site is down right now. confused

 

[ReinbachThe3rd]

I know I've been trying to go on Photobucket to upload more banners for my guild... xd  

[Captain Espresso]

Aha. I googled "Image Hosting"



Creepy, eh?

 

[ReinbachThe3rd]

Nautically Audacious

Aha. I googled "Image Hosting"



Creepy, eh?

I see why your frightened of Armadillo's
That would scare me as well... xd  

[Captain Espresso]

Yeah.

And I dono't get the point of it either.

Who the hell would carry around a dead armadillo?

 

[ReinbachThe3rd]

Who knows maybe it used to be fashionable. sweatdrop  

[Captain Espresso]

Probably around the time that fur coats were cool. confused

 

[ReinbachThe3rd]

Fur Coats are dumb... xd