Dethart! The Most Brutal Art Ever..

[AgentKaz]

...I'm not following you.

...I miss him! gonk  

[Nathan Explosions]

cause if you were following me,you'd know im right here and not missing like whats his name.....lets get Robert Stack to help us find him surprised  

[AgentKaz]

stare But that guy's dead!

emo We'll never find him. I wants my Murderfaaaaace...  

[Nathan Explosions]

Tonight On Unsolved Mysteries....A Missing Band Member From The Worlds Brutalest Band "Dethklok",He's Been Missing For The Last Couple Of Days And His Girlfriend Is Getting Pretty Pissy That She Can't Find Him,No One Knows What Made Him Dissapear Without So Much As A Word Or Note...We'll Keep You Posted As The Story Progressess.  

[AgentKaz]

*crosses arms* Wow, Nathan. I'm impressed. You resurrected that guy. That's pretty brutal.

OKAY, PREVIOUSLY DEAD GUY! LET'S FIND MY BOYFRIEND! scream  

[Nathan Explosions]

Update!! That Nosey b***h Down The Block Said She Saw Him Leaving The Other Day With A Breifcase And A Fedora On,Toki Wartooth Of The Band Had This To Say,"I Donts Reallys Cares Whats Happeneds To Hims,Hes Was A Jerks,He Could Bes Haning Bys His F[riff]ing Necks In His Closets For Alls I Cares",So There You Have It,He Either He's On Vacation Or Is Hanging By His F[riff]ing Neck.  

[AgentKaz]

gonk

But why would he go on vacation without telling me? WHYYY?

emo  

[Nathan Explosions]

who knows what Murderface does  

[AgentKaz]

But... if he left without telling me... does that mean I wasn't any good? And he doesn't like me anymore? emo

NO! No, of course not... no, he's just got things to do... douchebag still likes me! Right?  

[Nathan Explosions]

meh,i dont know,he keeps outta my buisness and i keep outta his  

[AgentKaz]

emo  

[Nathan Explosions]

3nodding  

[AgentKaz]

You're mean. crying Dude could be anywhere! And him leaving after... well... redface um... it's suspicious, I tell you! gonk  

[Nathan Explosions]

to be honest,i really have no clue where he is,i havent been on much this week so i dont know whats going on  

[AgentKaz]

emo

Well, I will wait for Mr. Back-From-the-Dead to find him, then. THIS MYSTERY WILL BE SOLVED. scream