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 Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:45 am
he almost threw me into the death portal T.T
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 4:46 pm
She had an affair with the neighbors puppy...
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Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:08 pm
Because, when i fell asleep because of being soo damn tired she tried to take my mask off...
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 8:24 am
They said they weren't a terrorist
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:33 pm
*raises hands above my head*
He's has a gun pointed at me.
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:53 pm
Because she is way to beautiful
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Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 6:15 am
Because when it rained, she didn't let me under her umbrella and I got wet and then eventually, sick.... I would have died of a bad cold and high fever! That's technically a murder attempt! She just wanted my money!!
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Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 1:41 pm
Because she dosen't understand me and keeps me from NOT trying to kill someone...
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Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 5:12 pm
Because he won't let me kill someone with him stare
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Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 6:19 pm
Because she is nuts at times...
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:09 pm
he was to close with my house maid...
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:27 pm
Because she accused me for eating the cookies, and FYI i was trying to find out something about your maid, i think she stole your diamond necklace too.
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:02 pm
Well it's like this... he's just such a good ninja that I married him thinking he was a girl... so yeah... big surprise! So the divorce was just me trying to rectify my error. redface
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Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:14 pm
He thought he was too saintly for me.
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Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:53 pm
Because she loved that tree a little too much if you get my meaning...
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