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[Death T-2]

He hung himself on the bathroom door with a towel.  

[jagged1]

Yeah, that's suck to go like that.  

[Death T-2]

I'm not sure if it's better or worse than getting hit by a blimp.  

[jagged1]

They're both equally bad deaths.

While sleeping, you're tied to your bed by your boyfriend and peeled to death using a vegetable peeler.

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/  

[Death T-2]

Stacy, 34, got: As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you're beaten and tortured for days. While you're still alive, your body is put into a meat grinder and ground up.

xd Cool.  

[jagged1]

XD Wicked.

Bob, 35: While attempting to remove a slice of burnt toast from your toaster using a metal fork, you're electrocuted.

Bob's an idiot.  

[Death T-2]

It has trouble believing 90+ year-olds can still be alive. Freak.  

[jagged1]

Maybe it thinks the 90+ people wouldn't fiugre out technology and wouldn't care about the site.

Mary, 16: After miraculously surviving a would-be fatal car crash, your life support system is unplugged by the hospital maid, because she needs an outlet in which to plug her vacuum.  

[+ ~Selena-chan~ +]

bump  

[.Sorrowful.Bookworm.]

jagged1

They're both equally bad deaths.

While sleeping, you're tied to your bed by your boyfriend and peeled to death using a vegetable peeler.

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/

A group of disgruntled coworkers duct tapes you to a wall and uses you as a human dartboard. You die from agonizingly slow blood loss caused by hundreds of puncture wounds.

... that is not so bad  

[Sketch-Inu]

For my full name Donielle: "As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rope is tied around your wrists, and a second rope is tied around your ankles. The ropes are tied together and hung on a hook from the ceiling, leaving you suspended facing the ground. Concrete blocks are placed onto your back until the wieght becomes so great, your arms and legs are torn from your body."...damn eek

Donya(my second name so people would not call me Danielle): "A man posing as an employee with the gas company knocks on your door, and you let him in. Once inside you home, the man ties you to a chair at gun point and wraps your face in duct tape. Your home is buglarized and prior to leaving, the man shoots you in the back of the head several times, executioner style."

Good thing I never let those kind of people into my house anyway xd
 

[ProphecyEmpress]

Leora - Age 14 Female - During a routine haircut, your stylist violently sneezes and inadvertently stabs you in the neck with a pair of scissors, severing your carotid artery.

I named my dark side. Lets find out how she'll die!

Renoko - Age 14 (Discovered 6 years ago) Female - While standing on the bleachers at a sporting event, an angry fan behind you kicks you in the back, sending you tumbling down dozens of rows of bleachers to your death.

Lets try my RP name,

Lerena - Age 14 Female - After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification.

That isn't a very funny joke. o_o'

LETS SEE MY BROTHER'S! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Avery - Age 11 Male - While on a hunting trip, you are "accidently" shot in the face by your friend with a shotgun. Your lifeless (and headless) body falls to the ground with a resounding thud.


I KNEW IT! He's hated. MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA------------sorry. I got a little crazy with this death psychic thing.
 

[Type Forty TARDIS]

Danielle- Age 16 Female- You get out of bed late one night to investigate a strange sound. Minutes later, you're cornered by several intruders and are beaten to death with your own fireplace tools.

Hah. I don't have a fireplace. razz  

[Bitchboots]

*Sings the Llama song*  

[jagged1]

*never heard the llama song*