Corrupt A Wish

[worm squirm]

oh, well then.

GRANTED, but it's trashy, big, and has the worst plan that completely ******** you over.

i wish there were never any bugs in my house.  

[x_Toxic Fetish_x]

If i made you cry, and felt good about it...

granted bow there around you house xD

i wish i had a poptart

would that make me a bad person???

 

[worm squirm]

granted, but it's mouldy.

i wish my brother would stop making homophobic jokes.  

[worm squirm]

they already do. |:

granted, but you misplace 'em.

i wish my kitty didn't run away.  

[x_Toxic Fetish_x]

If i made you cry, and felt good about it...

granted, but its gonna die soon

i wish my laptop wasnt so useless

would that make me a bad person???

 

[worm squirm]

granted, but it's not yours anymore.

i wish for a good laptop.  

[x_Toxic Fetish_x]

If i made you cry, and felt good about it...

granted, but it gets stolen

i wish i had something to eat ...

would that make me a bad person???

 

[worm squirm]

granted, but it's rotting.

i wish my nose wasnt itchy.  

[stellar sound]

Granted, but now your head is itchy

I wish I had money  

[worm squirm]

granted. now you're also straight. ):

i wish the i button on my keyboard had a funky little star beside it, just because there's no much wasted space on that key. it needs more decoration. and a little emphasis. poor i. it's so plain. atleast it has a dot, right? if it didn't, it'd be mistooken for an l alot.  

[x_Toxic Fetish_x]

If i made you cry, and felt good about it...

granted... but the key pops off

i wish i had a pony

would that make me a bad person???

 

[worm squirm]

granted.
it's five inches tall and sits in your toybox.

i wish someone would call me.