Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Game .-.

[Nakimasu Fubuki]

Becuase some people have really tiny legs.
What is the square root of a fluxnard?  

[irishcocoa]

42.

why do vulcans have green blood O.o  

[MiladyMayhem]

cause they are actually born as a sack filled with dead bugs.
why is gaia online?  

[irishcocoa]

because no one put an off switch on the machine

how many hamsters standing on their hind legs would be needed to reach from the earth to the moon?  

[xXxXxTwilightxXxXx]

1 eek
why are there ninja ninja  

[irishcocoa]

thats a big hamster O.O

question been answered smile :to keep the pirates in line!

why do samurais and ninjas fight?  

[xThe Jessterx]

Cause samurai get annoyed from ninjas coming and stealing their rice balls.

Who started the idea of suicide bombers?  

[irishcocoa]

people who were tired of watching american football

why do we turn blue when we choke?  

[xThe Jessterx]

cause green is for when we're sick, red is for when we're mad or blushing and purple is for Smurfs.

Why am I stuck at 5'2" and haven't grown in 4 years? ><  

[irishcocoa]

because you were cursed by midgets when you were born

why is a question mark a question mark?  

[xThe Jessterx]

Because a "what", "how", "who", "when", where", "why" mark just takes too long to say and "huh" mark sounds dumb.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?  

[irishcocoa]

to watch the spoon and fork

why is there a god?  

[xThe Jessterx]

Because society is weak and needs somebody to direct them and tell them how to live their lives.

Why are diamonds so popular? (it's just a clear rock)  

[irishcocoa]

because we all have a.d.d. (apologies to anyone who has it!)

why did the fork run away with the spoon?  

[xThe Jessterx]

XD it's all good, I'm borderline ADHD, but it's true! Shiny stuff distracts me too easily ><

Because spooning leads to forking.

Why can't he be here right now?