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PostPosted: Sat Oct 01, 2011 1:57 am
May tatlong magkakaibigan sa desyerto... Si Juan, Pedro at Kulas.

Maya-mayay may nakita silang mga tao...

Judge sa Desyerto : Gusto nyo na ba lumabas ng desyertong ito??

Tatlo: Opo!!

Judge sa Desyerto: Ngunit may isang kundisyon upang maka tawid!!

Tatlo: Ano po un???

Judge sa Desyerto: KAILANGAN NYO SUMIGAW DITO SA DESYERTO NG MAY ECHO!!ANG WALANG ECHO PUPUGUTAN NG ULO!!!

Tatlo: oh sige ba!!(kabado)

Una si Juan...

Juan: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYY!!!!!(MALAKAS)

(WALANG ECHO NA LUMABAS)
(PINUGUTAN NG ULO)

Pedro: HHHEEEEELLLLOOOOWWWW!!!!!(MAS MALAKAS)

(WALANG PA DING ECHO)
(PINUGUTAN NG ULO)

Bago tawagin si Kulas, nabulungan na nya ang assistant ng Judge na si Bentong...

Kulas: BENTONG! PSSSTT!! Magtago ka sa likod ng cactus ulitin mu lahat sasabihin ko!!ok????

Bentong: OK!!

Tinawag si Kulas ng Judge, at pinasigaw...

Kulas: HHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!(SOBRANG LKAS!!)

Bentong: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYY!!(GINAYA)

Judge: Magaling!!!! Ngayon naman, tawagin mo ang name ng aking assistant. Kailangan may echo pa din!!

Kulas: Ang dali naman!!

At pumorma na si Kulas para sumigaw...

Kulas: BEEEEENNNTTTTOOONNNGGGG!!!!!!

Bentong: BBBBAAAAKKKKIIITTTT????

(NAPUGUTAN NG ULO SI KULAS!!)

Ay mali!! rofl rofl rofl  
PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 11:49 pm
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pare! help patulak nman, ayaw umandar eh.

... KUMPARE sad naawa, nagbihis, at ngreply) plabas nko ng bahay, san ka?

LASING: Dito pare sa swing..  

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 3:24 am
iKasumi Miu
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pare! help patulak nman, ayaw umandar eh.

... KUMPARE sad naawa, nagbihis, at ngreply) plabas nko ng bahay, san ka?

LASING: Dito pare sa swing..



rofl rofl rofl rofl  
PostPosted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 11:17 pm
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 12:09 am
Ang Tunay na lalaki ay parang "BUHOK NI NOYNOY"
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PAUBOS NA!!!


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:12 am
Hero daw siya!

boy1: pare, may nailigtas ako kagabi sa rape.
boy2: huh? pano mo ginawa yun pare?


boy1: self-control lng yan pare, self-control!  

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:20 am
osiriso
Hero daw siya!

boy1: pare, may nailigtas ako kagabi sa rape.
boy2: huh? pano mo ginawa yun pare?


boy1: self-control lng yan pare, self-control!


whahahah. self control.. rofl rofl rofl  
PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 4:29 am
Girl: Sasagutin kita pag dalawang buwan na..
Boy: Cge maghihintay ako..
(after 2 months)
Boy: Sassagutin mo na ba ako?
Tumingin ka sa
bintana..
Boy: (tumingin nga)
Girl: Ilang buwan ang nakikita mo?
Boy: Isa
Girl: O, isa lang pala eh.. sabi ko pag dalawang buwan na!
Tanga!  

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 7:11 am
iKasumi Miu
LASING: ( ngtxt )
pare! help patulak nman, ayaw umandar eh.

... KUMPARE sad naawa, nagbihis, at ngreply) plabas nko ng bahay, san ka?

LASING: Dito pare sa swing..

ahahahaha...ang kulit  
PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 10:20 pm
Wife: Lab, may taning na ang buhay ko. Huling gabi ko na to, let's make love.

Husband: Heh! tumigil ka nga. maaga pa akong gigising bukas, buti ikaw hindi na...


rofl rofl rofl
 

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 10:23 pm
‎(Dalawang GIRL nag usap..)

Girl 1: Kapag ba natulog ako sa tabi ng BF mo, magkaibigan pa din ba tayo?

Girl 2: Hindi na!

Girl 1: Magkaaway na?

Girl 2: Hindi din!

Girl 1: Eh ano na?

Girl 2: Kwits na tayo!!

MALALANDEEE! haha xD


rofl rofl rofl  
PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 11:01 pm
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osiriso
Hero daw siya!

boy1: pare, may nailigtas ako kagabi sa rape.
boy2: huh? pano mo ginawa yun pare?


boy1: self-control lng yan pare, self-control!


whahahah. self control.. rofl rofl rofl

kaya guys u can save somebody. self control lng yan  

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 2:02 am
osiriso
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osiriso
Hero daw siya!

boy1: pare, may nailigtas ako kagabi sa rape.
boy2: huh? pano mo ginawa yun pare?


boy1: self-control lng yan pare, self-control!


whahahah. self control.. rofl rofl rofl

kaya guys u can save somebody. self control lng yan


tama. self control lang talaga. mrgreen mrgreen mrgreen  
PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 2:03 am
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osiriso
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osiriso
Hero daw siya!

boy1: pare, may nailigtas ako kagabi sa rape.
boy2: huh? pano mo ginawa yun pare?


boy1: self-control lng yan pare, self-control!


whahahah. self control.. rofl rofl rofl

kaya guys u can save somebody. self control lng yan


tama. self control lang talaga. mrgreen mrgreen mrgreen

kaya ikaw kuya hahaha  

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 2:04 am
osiriso
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osiriso
Hero daw siya!

boy1: pare, may nailigtas ako kagabi sa rape.
boy2: huh? pano mo ginawa yun pare?


boy1: self-control lng yan pare, self-control!


whahahah. self control.. rofl rofl rofl

kaya guys u can save somebody. self control lng yan


tama. self control lang talaga. mrgreen mrgreen mrgreen

kaya ikaw kuya hahaha


dont worry. meron dito sa wallet ko. may discount card pa para makamura . xD mrgreen mrgreen mrgreen  
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