Crix Madine Facts

[Nelowulf]

There was once a culture dedicated to Crix, known as Madilorians. However, due to their obsessive belief that they really could act like crix, they angered their great inspiriation, and were swiftly destroyed.

Now, Fandalorians are facing similar problems...  

[ElladanKenet]

There is no I in team. Not unless Crix says there is.  

[Darkened Angel]

Crix Madine doesn't need a Death Note. He can roundhouse kick anyone he wants dead at any time without needing the slightest information about them.  

[elvisnake]

Regardless of how the votes go, everyone knows that it is Crix Madine's name that will really ardorn the next node of the space station.  

[Darkened Angel]

Star Wars: Crix Madine will not be made, because they simply can't pay Crix Madine enough for the role, and he's the only person able to portray himself on screen in his own saga.  

[ElladanKenet]

Crix Madine's 360 was covered by the extended warranty when his 360 decided to get an E 74 Hardware Failure  

[Darkened Angel]

Mass Effect originally had Shepard's rival be Crix Madine, but switched it out for Saren when they realized the game was unwinnable, and even dangerous, as the roundhouse kick delivered by the in-game Crix Madine not only resulted in an instant game over, but overloaded the 360 to the point that it exploded.  

[Darkened Angel]

Crix Mix, the Crix-flavored party mix, proved to be fatal, as the flavor had a massive roundhouse kick to it.  

[ElladanKenet]

Crix Madine refuses to buy HP computers. Instead, he has his own brand, called RHK.  

[Darkened Angel]

Crix Madine never gets a BSOD. A single roundhouse kick instantly fixes every possible problem on his computer, and never occurs again.  

[ElladanKenet]

Blasphemy. Crix Madine's computer never has problems. It's never been fixed either, and has a lifetime warranty. Or else.  

[Des Voh]

Crix Madine is the only one who knows where Destruction of the Endless went, only because he is Destruction.  

[ElladanKenet]

Crix Madine could find my Lord of Destruction CD, if he really wanted too.