Bump with Xena Quotes!!!

[cajunvoodoo]

LMAO!!!!  

[Trusty Shamrock]

ish from superstar rofl  

[Recidivist]

"we pride ourselves in being cunning linguists"

~Castor/Pollux

lol  

[cajunvoodoo]

"Did you see the guy they want me to marry?"
"He looks like a gentle soul, that's rare in a man."
"It's not the gentle part I have a problem with, it's the dull, stupid part."
-- Gabrielle and Xena in "Sins of the Past"  

[Trusty Shamrock]

xena: "yuu got somthin teh say? mad "
marcus: "i got somthin teh say about yur mother"
xena: " mad mad mad mad mad mad "
marcus: "how is yur mother xena? surprised "
deh path not taken  

[FluffyWuffieBunny]

"If you don't have the bad memories, you'll never know how good the good ones are, right?"
-Gabrielle, Forget me not  

[DysFUNKtional Duck]

"Part of being a friend is letting people keep secrets."
~Gabrielle
The Rhinegold  

[ChickensInSpace]

"But how could she kill my father when my father is very much alive, right daddy?"
- Xena "The Furies"  

[Mina_Xena]

Callisto: hands and head straped on a chair, stuck in jail, the guard hitting her:
Guard: How do you say?
Callisto looking pissed: I say before I kill you I'm gonna make you squeal like a Pig, you Fat Pathetic Piece of Dung! evil

Later when Callisto has taken on most of the guards and that one is the last remainin:
Callisto at the guard: Here piggy, piggy piggy.. twisted

Episode: Return of Callisto.  

[DysFUNKtional Duck]

"It was really nice of you to bring me down here, yourself!"

~Gabrielle
(To a prison guard, after she pies him. whee )
The Black Wolf  

[cajunvoodoo]

Gabrielle: A long time ago, I accepted the consequences of our life together. That it might one day come to this. It has. I'm not afraid.
Xena: You've always said that I was the brave one. Look at you now. If this is to be our destiny, let's see it out together. Even in death, Gabrielle, I will never leave you.

-One Against an Army  

[DysFUNKtional Duck]

Azhren

xena: "yuu got somthin teh say? mad "
marcus: "i got somthin teh say about yur mother"
xena: " mad mad mad mad mad mad "
marcus: "how is yur mother xena? surprised "
deh path not taken

Best "yo mama" ever. whee  

[Trusty Shamrock]

FIRST yo mama ever 3nodding  

[cajunvoodoo]

Azhren

FIRST yo mama ever 3nodding

Hear hear!!  

[Trusty Shamrock]

xena invents everythin 3nodding even gravity and electricity. those other guys with the knickers just discovered it stare lame-os