WWSS?

[Ryu_chan]

"You are the single greatest argument for abortion that I've met in a long while."  

[Death T-2]

"Just so you know next time, 'gay abortion' and 'one-line verbs' are not actual political issues."

People in my school actually said those, in a special Chapel. It was so funny! xd  

[Ryu_chan]

confused One-line verbs? Eh?


"So like, this one time, at Band Camp..."  

[Death T-2]

They meant to say "gay adoption" and "line-item veto".

"Take your pathetic presence out of my sight."  

[Gilderoy P Lockhart]

"Take a look at this map. See this little tiny island, way out in the Pacific Ocean? That's where the people who care live."  

[Gilderoy P Lockhart]

"Your babble is a tedious, homogenized, chameleon-esque scribble which amounts to nothing more than the demented cacophonous racket of a drugged lunatic banging loudly on kitchen pots and pans."  

[Death T-2]

"I enjoy watching the downfall of fools.

"You have a remarkable tendency to not listen to readon, I see."  

[Gilderoy P Lockhart]

"They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who's good-looking, intelligent, and cultured."  

[Death T-2]

"I'm sure all of the other delinquents look up to you for inspiration."  

[Gilderoy P Lockhart]

"You have the warm personal charm of a millipede and about as much class as a bucket of mucous lodged on top of a dumpster in a Blue Light district of New Jersey."  

[Death T-2]

"Don't you get tired of being so stupid?"  

[Gilderoy P Lockhart]

"Why don't you shrink your head and use it as a paperweight? It's not much use for saying even remotely intelligent things with, that's for sure."  

[Death T-2]

"On second thought, no. Your head is so empty that a sheet of paper weighs more."  

[Gilderoy P Lockhart]

Touche.

"Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...? Like...a coma, perhaps?"  

[Death T-2]

LOL

"Did you give yourself a haircut and end up scalping your own head? You look it."