Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[littlewonder]

Verniel is really the giant from Jack and the Beanstalk, and she is coming for our bones (she only like English blood).  

[Veruniel]

littlewonder's been selling blood to the vampire community for years. But she doesn't get it from humans. It's oxblood... and when they find out, there will be riots!  

[trampyre]

...Although Veruniel is a Vampire herself, and has, in fact, developed a taste for oxblood, and plans open shop & sell it at double price, touting its 'rustic' and 'full-bodied' flavour...  

[OverlordMMM]

....trampyre is attempting to open a rival shop to sell pig's blood to voodoo practitioners, so they will entrance humans to come to her human farms for harvesting and sell their blood to other vampires at triple the price, boasting the best bred quality ever......  

[trampyre]

OverlordMMM

....trampyre is attempting to open a rival shop to sell pig's blood to voodoo practitioners, so they will entrance humans to come to her human farms for harvesting and sell their blood to other vampires at triple the price, boasting the best bred quality ever......

rofl

...And OverlordMMM can't wait for my rival shop to open so he can be the first to sample it...  

[RevlinHeartsblood]

trampyre was secretly a half man half pig blood sucker who was plotting vengeance with other half n' halfs to take down the filthy SOB's that made her that way. one thing she didnt know is that the ones who... awe crap gonk  

[OverlordMMM]

was the first human led to trampyre's human farm.....  

[Disease of the Flesh]

OverlordMMM is normal  

[Veruniel]

GweeTree, on the other hand, is a mild mannered office clerk who secretly fights crime in a spandex suit.  

[OverlordMMM]

Veruniel is secretly GweeTree's Archnemisis, The Liquidator, who beats him like a wave when using superpowers......and tries to liquidate the office GweeTree works at when they are using their secret identities........

..talk about living double lives....  

[zz1000zz]

OverlordMMM's birthday just made him 5,491,637,591 years old.  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

zz1000zz was once queen of Algeria but was kicked out of the country for trying to marry a sacred statue of a monkey.  

[Veruniel]

Spooky-sez is a monkey... who wears miniature goth clothes, plays a miniature guitar, and wants to start the world's first All Non-Human Goth Band!  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

Veruniel was part of a secret government organisation which specialised in infultrating people's homes and removing their socks and coffee cups.  

[lurichan]

Spooky sez does not type with her fingers, but instead uses her toes to do all of her work, and gets athlete's foot all over the keyboard in the process.